# I sold my soul on ebay **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345 "2001-02-13T19:56:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/1 "2001-02-13T19:56:53Z")
well… not on ebay but on soulXchange… [http://www.soulXchange.com/](http://www.soulXchange.com/) sniffl… I was sold damn cheap… dammit… dodgy soulless poster ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/2 "2001-02-13T20:46:28Z")
From what I saw **Dodgy** , your soul was moving up well in price against the newest 20. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/3 "2001-02-13T20:52:42Z")
You are now looking at the proud owner of 1/4 of the dodgiest soul on the internet. Of course I had to sell my own to get it, so let’s drive that price up eh? I need a bargaining chip for the fates. Great link **Dodgy**. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/4 "2001-02-13T20:52:49Z")
I’ll buy yours if you buy mine! 🙂 What is your id? [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=883](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=883) I also sold my kitten: [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=904](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=904) ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/5 "2001-02-13T20:55:29Z")
After my latest soul transaction I am only in the posessions of 10 bucks and two cheap souls. Okay… I can smell a “neopets” alike disaster coming upon me (alas my poor starved cyber animal - may it rest in peace) dodgy worth 1070,– ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/6 "2001-02-13T21:01:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*You are now looking at the proud owner of 1/4 of the dodgiest soul on the internet. \*\* har har har! Guess who owns you, smartass? You are a puppet in my dodgy hands!!! 😉 Nah… now serious: Thanx for purchasing the best soul on the web… opal - I am skint at the moment (this is like real life… oh my) but I ll buy you and kitten as soon as I can… Sheesh… she sold her kitten… _looks around the room_ what could I sell… what could I sell… I ve got lots of ants in the house at the moment… you think I could make some money with those lil buggers? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/7 "2001-02-13T21:02:01Z")
I bought ya 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/8 "2001-02-13T21:08:34Z")
Well, I own a share of the \*_BornDodgy_ soul as well. It’s up 33 since I bought it, too. Keep driving that price up!! ---
**Author:** ![Hiro\_Protagonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hiro\_Protagonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hiro_Protagonist)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/9 "2001-02-13T22:09:46Z")
What you doin that your soul costs so much!? I mean, how much can the soul of a thirty-something accountant from Wisconsin be worth? Any one wanna trade for the soul of some loser doper guy? #10556 I bought him on a whim, but I’m really looking for something in more of a Danny DeVito or Bob Costas… Any takers? [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulstats.asp?id=10552](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulstats.asp?id=10552) eleventh frivolous post and counting ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/10 "2001-02-13T22:43:03Z")
Hmmm, I’ll have to go back and see what I’m selling for. (Oh, and it’s banking, not accountant. I’m not quite boring enough to be an accountant. :)) Oh, and can’t you just go to your portfolio and sell off the guy you picked up. I was going to sell **Borndodgy** off for a cool profit of 33, but decided to wait on it. ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/11 "2001-02-13T22:58:44Z")
Okay, I’m putting mine up for sale: [Buy My Hot Monkey Love!](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10574) I’m gonna buy your souls too, when I get some moolah!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/12 "2001-02-13T23:34:13Z")
That’s right! For a limited time only, YOU yes YOU can get in on the purchase of a limited edition golden Dragonsoul! ACT NOW!@#@ [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10603](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10603) woo. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/13 "2001-02-13T23:36:27Z")
That site is too funny! I’m hooked. [nice juicy Giraffe soul for sale](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10597) ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/14 "2001-02-13T23:37:40Z")
I’ve gotten a piece of Dodgy! [shameless promotion]My [soul](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10599) is awfully cheap…[/shameless promotion] ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/15 "2001-02-14T00:10:26Z")
Shameless nothing, my soul is worth every bite of bit you’ve got. 😃 What’s shame? hehehehe… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/16 "2001-02-14T00:41:49Z")
I own everyone who has posted their soul in this thread so far! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (this is much more successful than the previous soulxchange thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54942](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54942) !) ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/17 "2001-02-14T00:44:38Z")
Well, my soul is up for the taking right [here.](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10633) Hopefully the buyer will do only nice things to it. ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/18 "2001-02-14T00:45:05Z")
[A reliable soul at an affordable price](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10621) . Low, low prices, all offers accepted! (picture pending…) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/19 "2001-02-14T00:45:15Z")
I’m up for grabs. [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10626](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10626) ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/20 "2001-02-14T00:49:16Z")
w00t! I own Silver Fire’s soul! (I feel so honored.) By the way, I had three owners within a minute of putting it up for sale. How’s that for hot merchandise? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345.md?page=2)