# I sold my soul on ebay

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345 "2001-02-13T19:56:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/21 "2001-02-14T00:50:38Z")

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I’m up for sale as well!

[http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10623](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10623)

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/22 "2001-02-14T00:53:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> \*\*I’m up for sale as well!
> 
> [http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10623](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10623) \*\*

I own some of Falcon’s soul, doo-dah, doo-dah…

Only one person has mine, oh doo-dah, day…

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/23 "2001-02-14T00:56:53Z")

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You know, if we all pinged each other, giving us each more soul bucks, we could take over the exchange and own the choicest of souls…

MU-WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/24 "2001-02-14T01:04:25Z")

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I sold my soul too! Only 2 owners, so I’m cheap!

[http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10629](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10629)

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/25 "2001-02-14T01:24:44Z")

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Well here goes nothing…[http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10648](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10648)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/26 "2001-02-14T01:39:33Z")

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Well as of odieman I own everyone in this thread _whew_

But if y’inz don’t gain value, I’m sellin’ ya off!

😉

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**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/27 "2001-02-14T01:41:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hastur \*  
> \*\*You know, if we all pinged each other, giving us each more soul bucks, we could take over the exchange and own the choicest of souls…
> 
> MU-WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! \*\*

I’m pinging everyone on the SDMB, and I’ve added you all to my Soul List…this is gonna be addictive, I can already tell.

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**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/28 "2001-02-14T01:45:02Z")

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I pinged y’all too!

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/29 "2001-02-14T01:56:12Z")

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No wait, scratch that. reverse it.

[http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10628](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10628)

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/30 "2001-02-14T02:04:13Z")

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One frosted soul, coming up:

[http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10666](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10666)

Ohhhh… **666** in my soul…that can’t be good!

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**Author:** ![Just\_A\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/31 "2001-02-14T02:13:57Z")

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I, JAG, have just sold my soul on [soulxchange.com](http://soulxchange.com)

I feel so dirty…

All the more reason for someone to buy me while I’m still cheap!!

Note: My soul’s name is non sequitur.

Come one come all!!

😃

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/32 "2001-02-14T02:24:27Z")

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Dang! I own 16 Doper souls. If I buy any more I’m gonna have to sell some of y’all off.

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/33 "2001-02-14T02:37:00Z")

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For sale: One skeptical/atheist soul. Never used.  
[http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10682](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10682)

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/34 "2001-02-14T02:45:52Z")

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Damnit, Opal, where are you getting the money!? I only own ONE and I’m broke! I wanna buy more souls!@#$

EVERYONE PING ME!$@

[http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10603](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10603)

AahaHhHHAhaHAhaHAhhahaQ#@!@$@

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/35 "2001-02-14T03:05:15Z")

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and… I’m… up for sale 🙂

[http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10693](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10693)

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/36 "2001-02-14T03:12:36Z")

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I now own part of ad noctum…

Now can you find me?

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/37 "2001-02-14T03:23:14Z")

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Mnem!

I own you; Bitch!

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**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/38 "2001-02-14T03:38:56Z")

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[http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10702](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10702)

I sold my soul and bought some of Silver Fire 😃

Someone please buy me ☹

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/39 "2001-02-14T04:00:49Z")

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C’mon folks… A perfectly good white guy soul, cheap!!

I’m Freak Soul.

My soul does Windows, and any sort of sexual stunt you may require.

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/40 "2001-02-14T04:17:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \*  
> \*\*Mnem!
> 
> I own you; Bitch! \*\*

You’re MINE, little man!@

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