# I sold my soul on ebay **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345 "2001-02-13T19:56:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hiro\_Protagonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hiro\_Protagonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hiro_Protagonist)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/41 "2001-02-14T04:21:50Z")
and got me a big chunk of opal cat… heeeeere kitty kitty kitty!! I think someone has put my soul in a bottle and is shakin it up, cause i feel real dizzy… Twelfth (see below) totally useless and utterly boring post and counting. Main Entry: twelve Pronunciation: 'twelv Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English twelf; akin to Old High German zwelif twelve, Old English twA two, -leofan (as in endleofan eleven) Date: before 12th century - plural : TWELVEMO - twelfth /'twelf(t)th/ adjective or noun - twelve adjective - twelve pronoun, plural in construction ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/42 "2001-02-14T04:30:57Z")
What the hey. I’ve bared a hell of a lot more than my soul before on the internet! This is way too cool!!! [http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10723](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10723) ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/43 "2001-02-14T04:36:53Z")
I own you, Intriguing Question Mark! HAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/44 "2001-02-14T04:55:21Z")
And _I_ own _you_ Tie-Dye. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/45 "2001-02-14T05:01:56Z")
::bows down to Tie-Dye:: I was told I dont have enough money to buy anyone else, at least I own part of Silver Fire, I think that’s pretty cool and enough for now. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/46 "2001-02-14T05:19:36Z")
Tequila, most favored… I own you. Now if only I could arrange for delivery… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/47 "2001-02-14T05:41:55Z")
Hmmm…and I own you Tris…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/48 "2001-02-14T05:43:07Z")
hehehe… and what, pray tell, do you plan on doing with me now that you own me? Pretty lady, that sig line revamp is almost done… ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/49 "2001-02-14T05:45:02Z")
I’m in. [http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10744](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10744) And I own a piece of Intriguing Question Mark. Oh, the heady rush of power. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/50 "2001-02-14T05:48:52Z")
Not sure what to do with ya Tris…all I know is I can’t afford another soul…yet… MWAhahahahahahaha… Seriously…I’m almost worried about the guy in Ohio who owns me too…[insert Elmer Fudd voice here]He’s scawwy[uninsert voice] ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/51 "2001-02-14T05:52:44Z")
[thug mode on] Would you like me to scare him back? I’m good at it. [thug mode off] If it gets serious, feel free to e-mail me… I like you, and hate stalkers, so it’s a win-win type deal… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/52 "2001-02-14T05:57:25Z")
Aw my very own thug…how sweet. (taking this “soulnotes” now) Back to the bid for power over another!!! ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/53 "2001-02-14T06:07:28Z")
I am now soulless. Funny, I don’t feel any different. Buy Althea, #10752, while I’m still cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/54 "2001-02-14T06:13:12Z")
I’m a whore I sold my soul. Oh well this should keep me entertained at work for awhile (my girlfriend says I’m not allowed to post at the board much anymore) Oh well what does she know anyways? Hehe ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/55 "2001-02-14T06:48:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > \*\*Damnit, Opal, where are you getting the money \*\* Well, I sold my soul on January 11, so I’ve had a lot of time to gather cash 🙂 I own almost 30 souls all told… some worth over $8000! ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/56 "2001-02-14T06:52:35Z")
I’ve only been on since earlier today, and already I’m worth $1017, so go and buy the soul of [Monkey Lucifer](http://www.soulXchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10574) before I’m out of your price range. I’ve been yapping like mad to get my price up, and I’ve submitted some stories as well. I’m pretty damn sure that Opal has made a little bit of scratch off me, so at least give me some frigg’n pings!!! ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/57 "2001-02-14T13:40:18Z")
Silver Fire, You’re going down in value! 😛 btw I didnt know you were a girl til I bought your soul :rolleyes: sorry ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/58 "2001-02-14T13:53:33Z")
Okay, I’ll bite. Somebody buy my soul, please? [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10812](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10812) ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/59 "2001-02-14T15:34:44Z")
What, no one here [owns my soul](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulstats.asp?id=10595) yet? Don’t you want a piece of this? This is top quality stuff boys and girls! I’ll even throw in some live entertainment if you like… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/60 "2001-02-14T16:36:29Z")
My soul is now for sale!! See it [HERE!](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10845) under the name August West (my soon-to-be new SDMB username) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345.md?page=4)