# I sold my soul on ebay **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345 "2001-02-13T19:56:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/61 "2001-02-14T17:09:45Z")
Nobody wants my soul. ☹ On the plus side, OpalCat’s soul has increased in value by 124 since yesterday! She’s my meal ticket to soul riches! ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/62 "2001-02-14T17:29:03Z")
Simetra you bastard! Your soul is worth less than for what I bought it now! Damnit… Well cant blame ya… you dont have no soul… dodgy ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/63 "2001-02-14T18:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Intriguing Question Mark \* > \*\*Silver Fire, You’re going down in value! 😛 \*\* That’s because everyone’s _selling_ me! ☹ > [@](#): > > \*\*btw I didnt know you were a girl til I bought your soul :rolleyes: sorry \*\* It still amazes me how many people have no idea what gender I am. 🙂 No problem. -Silver Fire All girl, all the time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/64 "2001-02-14T18:39:19Z")
This thing is too addictive, and the server is laggy, which costs me money sometimes. I’m getting pissed, but I can’t stop!!! [BUY MY SOUL!!!](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10574) ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/65 "2001-02-14T21:20:48Z")
Why would people want to sell Silver Fire? ☹ Someone buy me!! One of my owners sold me! ☹ I need more money to buy souls with, how do I get more? ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/66 "2001-02-14T21:50:27Z")
Someone buy me too! I only have one owner left! Intriguing Question Mark, use the Yapper, I got some pings and soulnotes, which equal $. not enough to buy any more souls yet, but a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/67 "2001-02-14T22:33:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\*I’ll even throw in some live entertainment if you like… 😉 \*\* Well, I own you now…was that a promise on the live entertainment? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/68 "2001-02-14T23:08:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Intriguing Question Mark \* > **Someone buy me!! One of my owners sold me! ☹** …for a tidy profit! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/69 "2001-02-14T23:15:15Z")
Lux, I regret to inform you that your soul has not been a good investment. I would sell you, but I keep hoping you’ll rebound enough for me to at least break even. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/70 "2001-02-15T03:14:42Z")
Ok, since OpalCat SOLD me, I’ve been at 15 owners, NONE of which are SDMB people. BUY ME!!! Soul #10586 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/71 "2001-02-15T03:25:20Z")
Hey since I was dumped…err sold by Hastur and OpalCat I’ve had no owners…and nobody looking at me…I can’t even give my soul away. ☹ Keith ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/72 "2001-02-15T03:30:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tie-Dye \* > \*\*Intriguing Question Mark, use the Yapper, I got some pings and soulnotes, which equal $. not enough to buy any more souls yet, but a little bit. \*\* Thank you master 🙂 I am now also owned by OpalCat ::bows down:: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/73 "2001-02-15T03:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Hey since I was dumped…err sold by Hastur and OpalCat I’ve had no owners…and nobody looking at me…I can’t even give my soul away. ☹ > > Keith \*\* I bought your soul back. I think I’ll use it as a throw pillow. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/74 "2001-02-15T03:44:11Z")
I’m in…well, [Morrie](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=11016) is in, anyway. Buy me, please! ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/75 "2001-02-15T04:10:11Z")
Argh! someone buy me, I’m goin’ DOWN in value!! so are you; Mnem… ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/76 "2001-02-15T04:19:01Z")
I am? Odd, I’m raking in crazy cash… I got in on the ground floor with Tequila Mockingbird, and I think that’ll pay off sooner or later! [Everyone buy Tequila!](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=10723) ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/77 "2001-02-15T07:58:01Z")
WOW!! I’m at 16 owners, and am hovering right around 1163 Soulbux someone buy me for CHEAP before I Sky-rocket tomorrow!! ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/78 "2001-02-15T09:10:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Althea \* > \*\*Lux, I regret to inform you that your soul has not been a good investment. I would sell you, but I keep hoping you’ll rebound enough for me to at least break even. \*\* I know, I know. Frankly, it’s a little embarrassing. I post pithy gems on the yapper, and I get little to no love. Ad Noctum goes buck-wild with the self-promotion, and everyone snaps him up. Ah, the injustices a true artist must endure. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/79 "2001-02-15T20:52:51Z")
Just sold mine: [http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=11200](http://www.soulxchange.com/soulStats.asp?id=11200) ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345/80 "2001-02-15T20:54:14Z")
Funny thing, Notcum… I have 2 owners and I’m hovering around 1110 soulbux 😃 What’s THAT tell ya, buddy?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-my-soul-on-ebay/54345.md?page=5)