# I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566 "2013-09-11T12:53:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/1 "2013-09-11T12:53:27Z")
[Mischief Managed.](http://blackmilkclothing.com/collections/hogwarts/products/maurauders-map-cover-dress) I’m an old nerd. I really am more into the clothing concept than the models. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/2 "2013-09-11T15:04:36Z")
It would only be mischievous if the dress was voice activated and unzipped itself when it heard ‘I solemnly swear I’m up to no good’. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/3 "2013-09-11T16:34:23Z")
You just want to maraud 'er. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/4 "2013-09-11T20:43:42Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > It would only be mischievous if the dress was voice activated and unzipped itself when it heard ‘I solemnly swear I’m up to no good’. No it just shows you the names and where they have been on that “map”. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/5 "2013-09-11T21:24:20Z")
I’d tap that … with my wand. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/6 "2013-09-11T22:03:43Z")
Yowza! I took some time to browse that website. Did you know that they sell swimsuits, also? Warning: gratuitous, possibly NSFW picture of a swimsuit model with her back turned. (For, you know, informational purposes. For those in the market for a swimsuit…yeah, that’s the ticket…) http:// [cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0115/5832/products/Alice\_CatapillarSwim-04\_1024x1024.jpg?15686](http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0115/5832/products/Alice_CatapillarSwim-04_1024x1024.jpg?15686) (remove the blank spaces in between the // and the cdn. ) ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-solemnly-swear-that-i-am-up-to-no-good/668566/7 "2013-09-11T22:22:16Z")
Oh. My. God. I \*must have \*the hookah smoking caterpillar swimsuit. So 18 Australian dollars is 16.80 American dollars? Did the Internet convert that correctly for me? This is a steal. Are you kidding me right now? Thank you for being up to no good Sun Jester. I’m gonna rock the AIW swimsuit.