# "I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317 "2001-01-22T21:46:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/1 "2001-01-22T21:46:55Z")
Just now in the BBQ Pit, of all places: Crappy Poetry in NYC Subways Jesse Jackson, You Skank-Ass Pimp Evanston, Illinois: Eat Me Fat People Unite Why Was This Thread Closed? 40 Million Booties ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/2 "2001-01-22T22:37:04Z")
How can you tell if there’s sparks? My roommates’s in the hospital. Botched romance. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/3 "2001-01-22T22:37:37Z")
So, I was grocery shopping when… I made my first BBQ pit response… Kwestion about kumquats and kiwis Another 2 minute mystery Meet the Un-Touchable, Un-Killable, Ms. Una Persson! Can she change? Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena Botched Romance It’s the simple things, I’m telling ya… The Jell-O Thread Inaugural Celebrations - what did you do? I made my first BBQ pit response… Shayna and tatertot! Wait, don’t I know you people? Another 2 minute mystery My Identity Crisis or Everybody’s Doing It Can she change? Mail Order Hubbys Botched Romance “I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” And so it begins… How can you tell if there’s sparks? My roommate’s in the hospital. Waddaya do and waddya earn for it? “I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” Things you can’t believe you ate as a kid. Krispy Kremes — no big deal! PG&E customers: what power block are you in? People don’t nickle-and-dime any more, do they? Oh no! If the screenwriters strike, who’ll write the sequel to Dude Where’s My Car? The TICK! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/4 "2001-01-22T22:42:27Z")
LOL! Finagle, we seem to have had the same idea on one of these; I didn’t plagiarize, honest! ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/5 "2001-01-22T23:06:27Z")
Kosher and exotic meats Scarf and Barf ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/6 "2001-01-22T23:39:29Z")
BEST PICK UP LINE EVER!! Wait, don’t I know you people? I don’t even know why I wake up Saturdays. [Hysterical female adolescent screaming]O TOWN! O TOWN! O TOWN! I made my first BBQ Pit response today… F@ck Valentine’s Day!! Does sperm die when it makes contact with air? Any longterm effects after childbirth? (That one’s kind of weird but they seem to go together.) The most unusual sex proposition you’ve ever received? Does sperm die when it makes contact with air? OR The most unusual sex proposition you’ve ever received? Get a Web Site designed by Spider Woman!! ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/7 "2001-01-23T02:16:42Z")
Shayna and tatertot! Botched Romance ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/8 "2001-01-23T02:32:30Z")
“I have GOT to get laid, dammit!” “Where are you Cecil Adams?” Praying for a miracle, are we? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/9 "2001-01-23T03:18:02Z")
How can you tell if there’s sparks? Babysitter Application And so it begins… [hysterical female adolescent screaming]O-Town! O-Town! O-Town! So, I was grocery shopping when… “I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/10 "2001-01-23T13:34:38Z")
Nice little URL “I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/11 "2001-01-23T14:53:13Z")
Who played Howard (Richie’s Dad) Cunningham? Shayna and Tatertot! ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/12 "2001-01-23T15:34:52Z")
“I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” BEST PICKUP LINE EVER And so it begins… LaurAnge puts her foot down and demands attention ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/13 "2001-01-23T16:08:55Z")
[reading from the Official Sequential Thread Titles Rulebook, 14th edition] Chap. 14, section E-12: “All sequential thread titles must actually have been spotted by the postee just before adding to the thread in question. Postee must not rearrange thread titles either in his or her own imagination, nor may he or she bump up a post in order to encourage a more humorous sequence on the Board.” ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/14 "2001-01-23T17:31:10Z")
From GQ: Where did they put my beer? Bladder control (men only please) ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/15 "2001-01-23T17:40:11Z")
Songs that begin with: And And so it begins . . . ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/16 "2001-01-23T18:46:47Z")
“I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” Congratulate Me! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/17 "2001-01-23T19:06:30Z")
The most unusual “sex proposition” you’ve ever received? His Wife is on the Web au natural!! (nude) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/18 "2001-01-23T19:19:07Z")
And so it begins… LaurAnge puts her foot down and demands attention I have GOT to get laid, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/19 "2001-01-23T19:41:18Z")
I spotted a good sequence but **Beadalin** beat me to it. In consolation I think that just about anything that precedes “I have GOT to get laid, dammit!” is going to make the list. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/20 "2001-01-23T23:38:18Z")
I Have Shaved _or_ Smooth as a Rhino’s Rump For wyldelf… The Stupidest Thing I ever Did 4000 Posts. You’re in France and they’re serving you brains. Now what? Austin Dopers, it’s our turn Where are you Cecil Adams? Botched Romance Botched Romance Congratulate Me! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317.md?page=2)