# "I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317 "2001-01-22T21:46:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/21 "2001-01-24T02:23:03Z")
_From GQ:_ Which web site has the Fishy Taste/Smell _And a double from MPSIMS:_ For those of you who are wondering… I have GOT to get laid, dammit! _(followed by)_ “I was the first…” This embarrasses me ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/22 "2001-01-24T05:38:04Z")
Um, DavidB, we’re in here… I desire to poop on you sneakily So I was sucking my husband’s dick… Go ahead, take pot shots at me ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/23 "2001-01-24T08:33:42Z")
Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? Eddie Izzard ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/24 "2001-01-24T17:19:10Z")
From the Pit: Ask Dr Sisters–your sexual questions answered. If that was my sister, I’d smack the bitch. ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/25 "2001-01-24T17:33:47Z")
People who remind you of people Wait, don’t I know you people? A question for logical Mormons in the know. Should the USA ANNEX Siberia? _or_ A question for logical Mormons in the know. What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor? ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/26 "2001-01-24T17:40:58Z")
“Important information for people with SAD (winter depression)” “SDMB Valentines” ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/27 "2001-01-24T17:51:00Z")
What is your epitath? Gregory Corso has died what drives you crazy in Windows? Sex (and to a lesser extent, drugs) ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/28 "2001-01-24T21:07:26Z")
_MPSIMS_ Whatever your deity please pray for a quick death General TV Trivia Questions The Stupidest thing I ever did Botched Romance _GQ_ Best way to find a shotgun? Yea but if we didn’t do it the Germans would have What does whale milk taste like? Some car ads _IMHO_ What would you do if you had $100000 cash right now and hat to spend it? First date movie Gimme some cool band names Veiny Arms–Sexy as hell There must be more… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/29 "2001-01-24T21:25:11Z")
applying for a job: please help me with the spelling/grammar:/ What do you want on your tombstone? ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/30 "2001-01-24T21:39:20Z")
What do you want on your Tombstone? This embarrasses me I guess it would be embarrassing to be dead. In some weird twisted way. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/31 "2001-01-25T18:21:19Z")
_In GQ:_ If cavemen had picked horny mates, would women be nymphos now? “Yea but if we didn’t do it, the Germans would have” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/32 "2001-01-25T20:27:47Z")
**MPSIMS** Foot-In-Mouth Disease SDMB Valentines Hey, ChiefScott? How can I get rid of my breasts? **GQ** What was this funny spoon for? Dinsoaurs, Crocodiles and Turtles **IMHO** How Bad Does Your Video Store Suck? Awful but successful movies ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/33 "2001-01-25T21:32:01Z")
In **GQ** : Could my microwave have magnetized my watch? “Yea but if we didn’t do it, the Germans would have” ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/34 "2001-01-25T21:55:40Z")
_Sorry, but this was too funny in **MPSIMS** :_ Help needed for unimaginative fool Help rename Five! ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/35 "2001-01-25T23:10:04Z")
a)I don’t ‘get’ dogs or “dog people” Cat orgy in my bush b)Jumbled up posts Why peace was banned c)Yoga, who’s doing it? Rome or Florence d)Lucy Liu and Anne Heche??? Book Binding Error Now which forums are these from? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/36 "2001-01-26T16:22:49Z")
From GQ today: What’s the name of that 70s shampoo with beer in it? Noam Chomsky? ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/37 "2001-01-26T16:36:09Z")
[And so it begins…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53823) jb ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/38 "2001-01-26T20:01:05Z")
Contest – come up with worst book opening “I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/39 "2001-01-26T23:34:01Z")
“I had a dream about Coldfire” “Song on ER rerun tonight” I glanced at those two and saw “I had a dream about rerun tonight” Naturally I thought somebody had an unhealthy obsession with “What’s Happening” and I silently resolved never to wear a beret. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/40 "2001-01-27T01:18:13Z")
I know they’re from different forums, but they came up together in a “new threads” search: So, we’re supposed to watch Survivor II and pretend like we don’t know… Which parts are true and which parts are false? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317.md?page=3)