# "I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317 "2001-01-22T21:46:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![JCThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dc4da7/32.png) [@JCThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCThunder)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/61 "2001-02-06T07:31:48Z")

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Since you asked, have a lesbian orgy.  
…What’s up with serving sizes?

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/62 "2001-02-06T15:04:25Z")

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A rare quadruple threat from right here in MPSIMS

What happened to AudreyK  
A very bad day  
Harrowing  
Think YOU’ve got skin problems?

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/63 "2001-02-07T04:17:31Z")

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I’m making a man  
Enough Skin Flakes, already!

God loves everyone  
The story of a “love ya”, spoken too soon

The uphill battle against ignorance  
What do i do with my rat?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/64 "2001-02-07T10:21:03Z")

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Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy  
Are all analysts anal?

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/65 "2001-02-07T16:08:56Z")

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[sub]Okay, this first one’s gonna be done to death, but it was still funny…[/sub]

Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy  
I just got off the phone with Rose Marie!

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/66 "2001-02-07T17:58:25Z")

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Damn, Screech, I was just gonna post that one! But here’s another good one:

Just how romantic are you?  
I am Spartacus!

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/67 "2001-02-08T04:57:02Z")

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The Anti-Valentine’s Day Thread  
Just how romantic are you?

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/68 "2001-02-08T06:47:55Z")

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Parenthood  
She’ll never leave the house again

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/69 "2001-02-08T06:56:27Z")

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When the Revolution Comes…   
We Should Be Able To Stay Home for “Bad-Hair Days”

This is addictive. No doubt my constant search for sequential thread titles will destroy my life. Damn you, Eve! **Damn you!!**

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/70 "2001-02-08T13:13:02Z")

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From GQ

**Is there a song going through your head?  
Who is Quinn the Eskimo and why is he ‘mighty’?**

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/71 "2001-02-08T13:42:22Z")

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“I hate Bitches”  
“Happy trails, Dale Evans”

in list of threads of the day.

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/72 "2001-02-08T13:52:21Z")

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Right here and now:

I am Spartacus  
Long distance booty calls?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/73 "2001-02-08T15:14:20Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*I’m curious - what will be the life altering inventions of this century?

Orgasm at the click of a button\*\*

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p.s. Zoom Pity, I’m not sure where you sig begins and ends. You _might_ want to edit it down a bit. But that’s just a suggestion.

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/74 "2001-02-08T15:20:18Z")

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you are absolutely right connor.  
THe sig disturbs me as well.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/75 "2001-02-08T16:10:20Z")

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Who Feels Old Before Their Time?  
sexy seniors… who would you screw?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/76 "2001-02-08T17:28:31Z")

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From IMHO:

I’m curious—what will be the life-altering inventions of this century?  
Hiccups

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/77 "2001-02-09T02:35:06Z")

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The .com bloodbath continues - they got me today  
So, I was almost castrated last night.  
Parenthood  
Things that CREEPED you out as a kid.

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/78 "2001-02-09T08:19:40Z")

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How bout a slightly longer one:

- 2 coeds, 1 burning question…
- What are you fantasizing about right now?
- Volleyball
- Very very flippin’ creepy

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/79 "2001-02-09T08:58:09Z")

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3:55 a. m., EST.

MPSIMS  
–Patch Adams is holding a seminar a few blocks from where I live!  
–Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy

–How straight are you?  
–Hay Mully! see this hot chick link

GD  
–Convince Me You Have Free Will  
–Compulsory organ Donation

GQ  
–What melts flesh but not bone?  
–Battery slots and springy thingies

–How do you Shave?  
–Magic Johnson  
–Ayn Rand

Sir

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/80 "2001-02-11T03:28:00Z")

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This just in:

–Phone Sex  
–Is it possible?

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