# "I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317 "2001-01-22T21:46:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/81 "2001-02-11T23:51:37Z")

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and…

Ronald Reagan is GOD  
Can God be truly omnipotent?

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**Author:** ![tourbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@tourbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tourbot)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/82 "2001-02-12T15:31:34Z")

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In GQ:

Magic Johnson  
Penis Enlargement

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/83 "2001-02-14T14:01:17Z")

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Leaving  
I think it’s time I leave

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/84 "2001-02-16T14:40:40Z")

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20 Ways to Make Your Moderator Notice You  
Hey, Coldfire!

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/85 "2001-02-16T14:43:29Z")

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Already got another one…  
Esprix, Doobieous, goboy, Hastur, Ashtar, Kimstu, andygirl, Anthracite, Polycarp…  
Are you straight, bi or gay? How much do you make?

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**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/86 "2001-02-20T15:44:50Z")

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In GQ this morning:

55 mph cats  
Goal of Black Panthers?

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/87 "2001-02-20T16:12:18Z")

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MPSIMS

Things Ninjas Don’t Say  
“I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles”  
Stupid people with money  
I just can’t win!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/88 "2001-02-23T15:59:22Z")

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A view of new entries just kicked up a few that made me laugh:

Fucking Old People (not literally)  
Ring-around-the-rosey just isn’t cutting it anymore

If you’re Jewish and you know it clap your hands  
NON-Christians post here

Survivor II – what did they have against Debb?  
Can private clubs discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color etc.?

and finally:

What do we call these fucking people?  
Ugh…disgusting

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**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/89 "2001-02-23T16:18:23Z")

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Things you’ve dropped into the toilet  
“Homemade” Restaurant Food

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/90 "2001-02-23T16:38:12Z")

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GD  
Did anti-Semitism hurt Gore-Lieberman?  
What WAS Jesus Up To?

Will George W. Bush help California  
Where will Bush start a war first?

IMHO  
Losing your virginity…  
Just how important is sex to a relationship?

The Pit  
I feel dumb now…  
FOX Complaint Letter, Part 1

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/91 "2001-02-23T17:12:53Z")

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I have **Chief Scott** , that despiser of smilies, to thank for perhaps the all-time best non-double-entendre title juxtaposition, directed right at me:

Celebrities Who Share You Initials  
Polycarp: Bishop and Martyr

I think even the Chief will forgive me for commenting:  
:o 😃

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/92 "2001-02-23T17:33:25Z")

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From the BBQ Pit:

**Whatever happened to dating me!!!** (zero replies so far, which makes it even better)  
**Whatever happened to dating etiquette!!!  
So I Was Not Having Any Form of Sex Whatsoever…  
Arg! I just can’t believe this. . . python and children.**  
and a few days ago, also in the Pit:

**I feel dumb now…** by Tequila Mockingbied  
**Things you don’t do. (because they make you look like a f\*\*\*\*n’ dumbass.)**  
**I feel dumb now…** by Tequila Mockingbied

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/93 "2001-02-28T20:38:27Z")

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What do you refuse to eat?  
You want a piece of me?!

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**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/94 "2001-03-01T00:31:15Z")

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Attention: Dopers in St. Louis or in Indiana off I-70 who wants to get SPIFFLED…

that many already??

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/95 "2001-03-01T03:15:45Z")

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This is my hundredth post…  
That many already?

Ferrets  
Words to live by

Things you shouldn’t say – things you shouldn’t even think  
Should we do another Raleigh Dopefest?

Seeing a psychiatrist for the first time  
Coping with death

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/96 "2001-03-01T10:58:24Z")

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In MPSIMS again:

What do you refuse to eat?  
Houston Dopers… Again???

And in GD:

The math gets fuzzier  
Is the concept of infinity valid?

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/97 "2001-03-01T22:41:27Z")

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Two from MPSIMS:

A reluctant biker babe dilemma…  
What type of motorcycle/scooter should I get?

Create a vacation destination  
A trip to the East Coast. Day trip ideas?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/98 "2001-03-02T01:29:31Z")

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It’s not sequential threads, but a little while ago there was a thread titled Masturbation started by H82W8.

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**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/99 "2001-03-02T03:19:16Z")

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Here is a good one in MPSIMS

Oh! I just got that! (sound of hand smacking forehead)  
OMG!! Did You Feel That?!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-spit-on-your-sequential-thread-titles/51317/100 "2001-03-02T03:45:21Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Babelfish mistranslation  
Drowning the Peruvian

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