# I stuck my wedding ring up my nose

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 4, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505 "2003-09-04T12:40:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505/181 "2003-09-19T20:23:10Z")

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My bloody nose hurts!

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505/182 "2003-09-20T11:08:43Z")

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All of **fizzy’s** possessions are now covered in a thin layer of snot.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505/183 "2003-09-20T12:41:31Z")

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… including “Next door’s cat”!!! Eewwwwwwwww …

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505/184 "2003-09-21T03:06:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “Labia Pang”

Band name!

Well, _someone_ had to do it.

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505/185 "2007-12-11T17:04:44Z")

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Okay, I know it’s four years later and all, but I started reading this thread after it was referenced in another, and, well, a strange compulsion came over me.

It goes in about halfway, then hits an obstruction. The tough part was getting it off my finger. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-stuck-my-wedding-ring-up-my-nose/199505/186 "2007-12-11T17:23:51Z")

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Zombie…

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