# I take no position on whether Justice Scalia is a homophobe

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 28, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192 "2013-03-28T17:03:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/1 "2013-03-28T17:03:30Z")

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There’s considerable disagreement as to whether Justice Scalia is a homophobe. Some people believe that he is – and I take no position on whether he is or not – but certainly it’s true that there’s no scientific answer to that question at this point in time.

I also take no position on whether **doorhinge** was being deliberately obtuse in his replies to me in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=686240). Maybe you’d have to be a complete idiot to fail to recognize that asking a question and suggesting both sides _might_ be true is not always a neutral statement, or maybe not, who can say?

Some people would say you’d have to have your head pretty far up your own ass not to understand these rhetorical games, and some people wouldn’t say that. I’m just giving both sides of the argument so I can hear what my fellow Dopers have to say in response.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/2 "2013-03-28T17:45:19Z")

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What an incredibly tedious tangent you started - I can only imagine how laborious this thread will be.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/3 "2013-03-28T18:05:41Z")

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so… you started a thread to emphasize that you have nothing to say?

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/4 "2013-03-28T18:19:39Z")

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> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> so… you started a thread to emphasize that you have nothing to say?

Yes, although I may or may not be implying something.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/5 "2013-03-28T18:21:10Z")

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This is the Internet, doesn’t **tim314** have the right to say that he has nothing to say?

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/6 "2013-03-28T18:21:39Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> What an incredibly tedious tangent you started - I can only imagine how laborious this thread will be.

I’m tired of it too, but I can’t let someone else have the last word… it’s a sickness.

At least now it’s not derailing the other thread. And if no one much cares, this will sink quickly.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/7 "2013-03-28T18:23:20Z")

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> [@tim314](#):
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> I also take no position on whether **doorhinge** was being deliberately obtuse in his replies to me in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=686240).

Obtuseness or clarity is beside the point. The purpose of such statements is to vent the pain the writer feels at having the Overton Window slammed shut on his fingers.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/8 "2013-03-28T18:25:31Z")

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> [@tim314](#):
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> I’m tired of it too, but I can’t let someone else have the last word… it’s a sickness.

Then I’d suggest staying out of Great Debates. Seriously. You come across terribly in that thread, and I mostly agree with you. Learn to move on.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/9 "2013-03-28T18:27:32Z")

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How would you respond to those who’ve said that this thread kind of sucks?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/10 "2013-03-28T18:28:58Z")

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> [@tim314](#):
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> I’m tired of it too, but I can’t let someone else have the last word… it’s a sickness.
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> At least now it’s not derailing the other thread. And if no one much cares, this will sink quickly.

I take no position on whether I care or not.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/11 "2013-03-28T18:33:34Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> How would you respond to those who’ve said that this thread kind of sucks?

They’re wishy-washy.

This thread doesn’t kind of suck. It’s an all out hoovering of goat genitalia.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/12 "2013-03-28T18:51:49Z")

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_Chupacabra Gigante!_

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/13 "2013-03-28T18:56:12Z")

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Perhaps the OP should change his user name to Vroomfondel. Or perhaps not.

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/14 "2013-03-28T18:56:55Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> This is the Internet, doesn’t **tim314** have the right to say that he has nothing to say?

I cannot possibly confirm nor deny that such a right exists, nor that it applies to **tim314**.

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/15 "2013-03-28T19:09:16Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> They’re wishy-washy.
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> This thread doesn’t kind of suck. It’s an all out hoovering of goat genitalia.

You know, it’d be much more in the spirit of the thread if you suggested it _might_ be an “all out hoovering of goat genitalia”, but caprid gonadal suction being a relatively new area of scientific study, more data is needed.

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/16 "2013-03-28T19:13:21Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Then I’d suggest staying out of Great Debates. Seriously. You come across terribly in that thread, and I mostly agree with you. Learn to move on.

Well, I came for the speculation. Honestly, I wish it were possible to have IMHO-style threads on topics like “How will the Supreme Court rule on X?” GD is terrible for my blood pressure.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/17 "2013-03-28T19:19:43Z")

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I have no opinion of the OP (both meanings) at this time.  
I’m waiting to see how this plays out.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/18 "2013-03-28T19:25:18Z")

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I made a special effort to stop by this thread so that I can say that I presently have no comment.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/19 "2013-03-28T19:28:08Z")

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> [@tim314](#):
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> You know, it’d be much more in the spirit of the thread if you suggested it _might_ be an “all out hoovering of goat genitalia”, but caprid gonadal suction being a relatively new area of scientific study, more data is needed.

No, he was stating a scientific fact, so there was no need for equivocation.

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-take-no-position-on-whether-justice-scalia-is-a-homophobe/654192/20 "2013-03-28T19:36:19Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> I have no opinion of the OP (both meanings) at this time.  
> I’m waiting to see how this plays out.

Knowing that **zoid** has no opinion of me _personally_, and not just my thread which might or might not be pointless, kind of makes me want to post something awesome to win him or her over.

I may or may not be frozen in the face of this pressure.

No, wait, I definitely am.

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