# I talk to myself

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 2, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178 "2007-08-02T20:10:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/1 "2007-08-02T20:10:27Z")

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Maybe it’s because I live alone. Or maybe I’m a raving lunatic. But I tend to have “out loud” conversations when I’m by myself.

Typically, I find myself rehearsing conversations I may have later on (i.e. this weekend, I’m meeting up with a friend to see a baseball game. He’s a huge Giants fan, and he’s in denial about Barry Bonds and steroids. This morning, while in the shower, I was explaining why I believe Bonds did steroids, although I doubt we will actually have the conversation, since I don’t want to start an argument). Sometimes, I end up giving my two cents to whatever conversation I may have heard from a talking head on TV. Or, perhaps it’s a whimsical imagining of myself doing Letterman or The Daily Show. Actually, on the way to work this morning I composed this OP in the car.

I do not hear other voices. I do not argue with another personality. And, if I’m living somewhere that includes other people, I restrict my inner monologues to inside me. So I’m not totally batshit crazy. But, I guess I’m a little nuts.

Your thoughts?

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### Author: ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/2 "2007-08-02T20:23:12Z")

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I do this, and I don’t live alone.

But then, I may be batshit crazy, so no help there, I guess.

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### Author: ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/3 "2007-08-02T20:25:59Z")

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I do it at work when my roomie is out. At home, it’s not really talking to yourself when you talk to the fids, so…

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### Author: ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/4 "2007-08-02T20:31:54Z")

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I am a much better conversationalist than most of the people I encounter. Of _course_ I talk to myself.

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### Author: ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/5 "2007-08-02T20:42:39Z")

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Talking to yourself is ok. Just as long as _you_ don’t start talking back!

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### Author: ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/6 "2007-08-02T20:44:25Z")

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I came here hoping to read the OP and see no follow up messages. 😃

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### Author: ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/7 "2007-08-02T20:48:44Z")

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I saw this:

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> I talk to myself

And thought, ‘doesn’t everybody?’

Talking to yourself seems like a fairly normal thing to do (don’t mean to burst your insanity bubble or anything). 😛

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### Author: ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/8 "2007-08-02T20:49:03Z")

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Congratulations - you’re normal.

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### Author: ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/9 "2007-08-02T20:50:07Z")

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No he isn’t, that’s crazy.

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### Author: ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/10 "2007-08-02T20:50:38Z")

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I don’t quite talk out loud, but I get so lost in thoughts that I make hand motions.

Mrs. Mahaloth, who knows I’m insane, just says, “Is somebody thinking?”

She knows how to handle me.

🙂

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### Author: ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/11 "2007-08-02T20:51:11Z")

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Whatever. Everyone talks to themselves. It’s perfectly normal.

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### Author: ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/12 "2007-08-02T20:59:55Z")

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You talkin’ to me? ‘Cause I don’t see nobody else here. You talkin’ to me?

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### Author: ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/13 "2007-08-02T21:04:49Z")

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What? Oh, uh - nothing. I didn’t say anything. Didn’t see you there.

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### Author: ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/14 "2007-08-02T21:14:54Z")

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Normal? Normal?! **Normal?!**

Dammit!

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### Author: ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/15 "2007-08-02T21:17:56Z")

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I do explain things to stupid people on the radio and TV sometimes.

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### Author: ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/16 "2007-08-02T21:21:49Z")

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I imagine myself talking to one of my friends or my wife or a colleague. I explain things in very long winded ways while I figure them out as I go. Then when I talking about that subject again I can be clear and concise. Talking to yourself is a life-skill!

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### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/17 "2007-08-02T21:25:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Atomicktom]

Your thoughts?  
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When you say “your” , are you adressing the dope? If so, you sound o.k. to me.

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### Author: ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/18 "2007-08-02T21:29:48Z")

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People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.

Kurt Vonnegut

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### Author: ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/19 "2007-08-02T21:31:02Z")

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You talk to _yourself_ and not the voices? That’s just rude.

Wait… You don’t hear voices? Then how do you know who gets to live?  
You’re kind of weirding me out, man.

“I do not hear voices” he says… That’s just sad

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### Author: ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-talk-to-myself/414178/20 "2007-08-02T23:35:58Z")

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My mom talks to herself.  
I think she likes the sound of her own voice or something.  
She lives alone. Well, her and her cat.  
Of course, she IS batshit crazy.  
_‘The crazy lady with the cat’ comes to mind here._

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