# I Think DrChuckie Needs His Very Own Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204 "2003-03-21T20:40:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/1 "2003-03-21T20:40:40Z")
Over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=171348&pagenumber=2), in a thread mostly populated by well-spoken gays (and friends of gays) and intelligent Christians, one **DrChuckie** appeared, like a villain in a melodrama, from under the floorboards to spew some of the vilest hatred I’ve read on the Boards in . . . oh, minutes and minutes. Doc, would you like to explain yourself and why you are not actually making _enemies_ for Christianity? ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/2 "2003-03-21T20:45:35Z")
QUOTE]Doc, would you like to explain yourself and why you are not actually making enemies for Christianity? [/QUOTE] Totally agree with you **Eve**. I think **Dr** has an agenda… ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/3 "2003-03-21T20:50:56Z")
Given that when **Tracer** pointed out that the OT is written in Hebrew, **DrChuckie** responded, “I don’t speak Hebe and don’t plan to learn it,” I think we can disregard anything this loser has to say. [sub]Hebe. . . \[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/4 "2003-03-21T20:54:45Z")
My God! When did Fred Phelps start reading these forums? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/5 "2003-03-21T21:02:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Given that when **Tracer** pointed out that the OT is written in Hebrew, **DrChuckie** responded, “I don’t speak Hebe and don’t plan to learn it,” I think we can disregard anything this loser has to say. > > [sub]Hebe. . . \[/sub] \*\* I love his response when called on it: > [@](#): > > Meatros: re: “Hebe” Now that MUST have been a typo don’t you think? OK, so he accidentally dropped just the “r” and the “w”. That has to be the most unfortunate typo in the history of the boards. ---
**Author:** ![DrChuckie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@DrChuckie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrChuckie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/6 "2003-03-21T21:04:23Z")
I will pray that all of you find the truth, stop your sodomy, accept Jesus Christ as your Savior now, and don’t find yourselves in the REAL “pit”. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/7 "2003-03-21T21:06:12Z")
Did you hear him? Now, _stop_ that sodomy! Stop it right _now_ or no dessert! ---
**Author:** ![DrChuckie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@DrChuckie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrChuckie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/8 "2003-03-21T21:08:31Z")
No. Stop it right now or no salvation. I truly weep that you are so contemptuous of your eternal soul. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/9 "2003-03-21T21:11:23Z")
Hey, now, mister, that’s one big-as-all-get-out brush that you’re tarring us with. Oh, wait. You’re from Ohio. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/10 "2003-03-21T21:11:44Z")
“You kids stop that RIGHT THIS MINUTE or there’ll be no salvation after dinner!” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/11 "2003-03-21T21:11:48Z")
We are contemptuous of you, not our eternal souls. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/12 "2003-03-21T21:12:18Z")
But my boyfriend is at work so I can’t commit any sodomy to stop, darn it. If we can’t commit sodomy, can we still buy Mikasa flatware, drink _mojitos_, and listen to show tunes? If I can’t have sex (at least until my BF comes home), I still want to be fabulous! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/13 "2003-03-21T21:13:23Z")
I’m trying to stop my sodomy, Doctor, but I’m a little confused. I’ve read from one authoritative source that it refers solely to anal sex between two men, yet I’ve been told elsewhere that it includes oral sex, even just between a man and a woman. Can you clarify exactly what I cannot do? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/14 "2003-03-21T21:13:23Z")
Oh Dear Goddess. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/15 "2003-03-21T21:13:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrChuckie \* > \*\*I will pray that all of you find the truth, stop your sodomy, accept Jesus Christ as your Savior now, and don’t find yourselves in the REAL “pit”. \*\* Oh yes. I see the light now! I was so mistaken! :rolleyes: I truly weep that you are so fucking ignorant. For that matter, I’m Catholic (non-practicing). I could call you a heretic. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/16 "2003-03-21T21:13:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrChuckie \* > \*\*I will pray that all of you find the truth, stop your sodomy, accept Jesus Christ as your Savior now, and don’t find yourselves in the REAL “pit”. \*\* Speak for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/17 "2003-03-21T21:13:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Did you hear him? Now, _stop_ that sodomy! Stop it right _now_ or no dessert! \*\* [Marilyn Manson] White trash get down on your knees time for cake and sodomy [/Marilyn Manson] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/18 "2003-03-21T21:14:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, wait. > > You’re from Ohio. Hey! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/19 "2003-03-21T21:16:34Z")
I’m not commiting sodomy. I’m masturbating. And I’ll thank you people to keep it down. You’re throwing off my rhythm. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/20 "2003-03-21T21:18:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrChuckie \* > \*\*I will pray that all of you find the truth, stop your sodomy, accept Jesus Christ as your Savior now, and don’t find yourselves in the REAL “pit”. \*\* Ah shit, what I am supposed to do with all the false gods I bought for my idol worship? Where were you then? Yeesh, these things were like $10 a piece. :rolleyes: The Good Book does still say “judge not lest ye be judged” doesn’t it? With all the hate in your heart and in your words sounds like you need to spend some time looking in the mirror. Good luck with your issues. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204.md?page=2)