# I Think DrChuckie Needs His Very Own Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204 "2003-03-21T20:40:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/101 "2003-03-21T23:26:23Z")
I think you’ve all given **Dr Chuckie** a warm 😉 Pit welcome, but I do have one comment to make, based on his remarks in the thread referenced in the OP. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Dr Chuckie** _ > This is not a question of MY adherence to God’s Law – I’m not the one trying to force my sins on society. Oh, to the contrary, my friend. You certainly are! Specifically, the second of the two pointed out by Jesus in Luke 10:25-28 as being the two most important. Also, having examined your website, I’m appalled at the misrepresentations it contains – do you feel that lying about other people is justified in those circumstances? **His4Ever** , if I ever told these people what I thought they wanted to hear, instead of the truth of Jesus Christ couched in the language of fraternal love for all, then you should condemn me for it. I pray that I never have. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/102 "2003-03-21T23:35:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\*In my humble opinion, you guys like **Polycarp** so much because he says what the majority wants to hear on this subject. \*\*How can you be sure it isn’t **you** that is applying the wishful thinking; how can you be sure that right now, God’s spirit isn’t crying out to you “It’s only a book, love one another, strive toward perfcet love, that’s all I require” and that it is actually **you** that is having itchy ears scratched simply because hyper-fundamentalism and literalism is what **you** want to hear? How can you be sure? > [@](#): > > \*\*Meatros, I can’t water down what scripture says in order for people to come to Christianity. \*\*Again, how can you be sure you’re not watering down the true message with all this legalistic (and highly selective, I might add) stuff, how can you be sure? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/103 "2003-03-21T23:52:27Z")
I just want to say that I don’t want to live in a world without sodomy—and if Heaven is even half as great as you try to make it out to be, Sodomy would be a daily thing. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/104 "2003-03-21T23:58:13Z")
> [@](#): > > I just want to say that I don’t want to live in a world without sodomy—and if Heaven is even half as great as you try to make it out to be, Sodomy would be a daily thing. **plg** , I HAD to submit that one to the Page O Flames. That is comedy GOLD! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/105 "2003-03-22T00:03:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dangerosa \* > \*\*Everyone set their watches to alarm at noon CST tomorrow and say your prayer for Dr. Chuckie! \*\* By coincidence, I’m emceeing the Central Ohio Sacrificial Goat Roast and Soil Fertility Dance at noon tomorrow. **DrChuckie** is free to inhale any fumes that might waft his way. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/106 "2003-03-22T00:03:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \* > \*\*I just want to say that I don’t want to live in a world without sodomy—and if Heaven is even half as great as you try to make it out to be, Sodomy would be a daily thing. \*\* Presumably only a daily thing for those that desire it? I don’t want to live in a world without hot fudge sundaes, but I wouldn’t dream of making them compulsory. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/107 "2003-03-22T00:08:32Z")
Well, the way I figure, sodomy includes oral sex, and I can’t imagine why anybody would turn down oral sex…but hey, if oral sex isn’t your thing, nobody will force you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/108 "2003-03-22T00:11:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > **I’m not pushing anyone away from anything. I’m saying what God says about this ever popular subject, just as DrChuckie is. The truth can either be accepted or rejected. There are people who have accepted the truth, there are people who have come out of homosexuality and are living normal lives with spouses and children.** **His4Ever** , I’m sure you’re a very nice person, but the sheer breadth of your ignorance on this subject is mind-boggling. I know you think you’re sharing the Good News and all that jazz, but be advised that ridiculous and easily refuted crap like the above not only doesn’t make a dent in my atheism, it _strengthens_ it. In other words, your attempts at Witnessing are counterproductive, having exactly the opposite effect from what you intend. Nice work. > [@](#): > > \*\*As always, debate on this subject will go on forever. \*\* Sticking your head in a hole and talking to yourself is not a debate. Oh, and **DrChuckie** is a loon. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/109 "2003-03-22T00:17:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrChuckie \* > > So when one takes a hard look at the ancient pagan ways, Christianity begins to look better and better. > > Sources: > > 1. The Goddess Revival, Aida Besancon Spencer et.al, Baker Books, 1995, p.62. > 2. Ibid, p.61. > 3. Ibid, p.60. > 4. Spirit Wars, Peter Jones, Main Entry Editions, Escondido, CA, 1997. See note 13 on Chapter 13. > 5. The Goddess Revival, p. 62. > 6. Ibid, p. 64. > 7. Ibid. > 8. The Goddess Revival, pp. 58-59. > 9. “Too Many People? Not by a Long Shot,” Wall Street Journal, February 10, 1997 by Steven W. Mosher of Population Research Institute. > > * * * > > "\*\* **DrChuckie** , I challenge you to come up with a citation from a reputable source (a professional archaeological journal would be good) that supports your claims. You’re quoting of “The Goddess Revival” is simply Pagan-bashing Chrisitians dressed up to look reputable. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/110 "2003-03-22T00:19:03Z")
Those who hate are; dead to the world, dead to God, and dead to the life everlasting. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/111 "2003-03-22T00:22:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > **In my humble opinion, you guys like Polycarp so much because he says what the majority wants to hear on this subject. Not that I don’t like him and I’m sure if he discovers this thread, he’ll be adding his 2 cents.** No, we like and respect **Polycarp** because he’s an intelligent person who’s obviously given much time and thought to his beliefs and the reasons behind them, unlike yourself. **His4Ever** , you’re nothing but a parrot. You quote Bible verses without ever understanding them or the context (social and historical) in which they were said and recorded. “Squawk! Squawk! Quote the Bible! Quote the Bible!” Here, **His4Ever** , want a Death Cookie? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/112 "2003-03-22T00:50:52Z")
Mmmmmm, death cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/113 "2003-03-22T00:58:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Did you hear him? Now, _stop_ that sodomy! Stop it right _now_ or no dessert! \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > **"You kids stop that RIGHT THIS MINUTE or there’ll be no salvation after dinner!"** Well, crap. Here I thought I was making a funny, and I didn’t even notice that **Eve** had made the same exact joke a mere three posts above. Sorry Eve, didn’t mean to rip off your material! Oh well, either great minds think alike or lame minds like mine steal from the best. Anyway, I’m not a homosexual, but I guess technically I’m a sodomite, and I certainly have no plans to accept this Christ fellow as either my lord nor my saviour. So, I’m wondering… just in case loons like Dr. Chucklehead are right, should we start planning **HellDope**? I can tell you one thing, it’ll be the best dopefest ever! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/114 "2003-03-22T01:07:17Z")
**HellDope**? I am SO there. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/115 "2003-03-22T01:34:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > **I would also like to understand why you feel the secular USA should enforce what is essentially a religious proscription that doesn’t coerce anyone against their will. Homosexuality is against my personal morality, but I fully support gay rights and the legalization of gay marriage.** I _think_ what **DrChuckie** thinks he is speaking out against is not freedom to be homosexual or such, but his perception that the evil Gay Agenda [TM] is trying to put homosexuality on some sort of pedestal. He feels, rightly or wrongly, that gays are pushing to make _Heather Has Two Mommies_ into required reading in elementary schools, to force children to take school-sponsored courses in butt-fucking, etc… Of course, Betty Bowers has already uncovered [the real gay agenda](http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/116 "2003-03-22T02:22:22Z")
I have a feeling **DrChuckie** and **His4ever** have wandered off, sulking, to let us heathens sodomize each other . . . ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/117 "2003-03-22T02:25:53Z")
> [@](#): > > I have a feeling DrChuckie and His4ever have wandered off, sulking, to let us heathens sodomize each other Or maybe _they_’re sodomizing each other. . . Excuse me while I pour bleach in my skull. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/118 "2003-03-22T02:26:26Z")
**Of course** there’s a Gay Agenda. And I support it. Gay people want to not be harassed, not be beaten up, not be killed, not be refused work or fired from jobs because of who they love, not be refused a place to live because of who they love, want to be able to marry the person they love, want to be able to write wills that won’t be contested by the families that rejected them for being gay (but who are legally their next of kin), want to be able to visit their beloved in the hospital when he/she is ill, want to have their sex lives not declared illegal, want pseudo-Christians like **Dr Chuckie** and the woman he works for to stop lying about them, – want, in short, equal rights to those the rest of us already have. Anybody who takes what Jesus **said** seriously, as opposed to considering it just one piece of an Infallible Book in which they put their trust, ought to be supporting them. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/119 "2003-03-22T02:37:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*But my boyfriend is at work so I can’t commit any sodomy to stop, darn it. > > If we can’t commit sodomy, can we still buy Mikasa flatware, drink _mojitos_, and listen to show tunes? If I can’t have sex (at least until my BF comes home), I still want to be fabulous! \*\* Sadly, **gobear** , I hear tell it’s cheesy Wal\*Mart plates that stain when wet, past-date Budweiser, and the 2nd and 3rd Starland Vocal Band albums on cassette. I’d stick with the sodomy, buddy. It’s safer. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204/120 "2003-03-22T02:37:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Or maybe _they_’re sodomizing each other. . . > > Excuse me while I pour bleach in my skull. \*\* Fuck you, **gobear** , for putting that image into my head! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-drchuckie-needs-his-very-own-thread/163204.md?page=7)