# I think eggs are ova rated **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 25, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703 "2017-11-25T21:05:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/1 "2017-11-25T21:05:59Z")
What’s your take on things? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/2 "2017-11-25T21:11:56Z")
That you’re just yolking. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/3 "2017-11-25T21:15:57Z")
It’s not an eggistential question, just one that leaves me scrambling for context. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/4 "2017-11-25T21:28:10Z")
Eggs are for the birds. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/5 "2017-11-25T21:36:40Z")
_A box without hinges, key, or lid,_ - yet golden treasure inside is hid.\* \*Eggses \* ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/6 "2017-11-25T21:46:37Z")
> [@Borborygmi](#): > > Eggs are for the birds. Egg-zacktly. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/7 "2017-11-25T22:00:53Z")
So it’s just a shell game, then? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/8 "2017-11-25T22:04:00Z")
I’m the egg man. King of the town. Always got my windows rolled down. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/9 "2017-11-25T22:30:28Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > So it’s just a shell game, then? Okay, this post cracked me up! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/10 "2017-11-25T22:37:11Z")
Will you guys hold it down? I’m trying to listen to _The White Albumen_. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/11 "2017-11-25T22:40:42Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Okay, this post cracked me up! It took me a minute to realize this too was a pun: you devil. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/12 "2017-11-25T22:55:50Z")
I fell in the hall and dazed myself laughing so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/13 "2017-11-25T23:03:47Z")
WTH…_looks around_… The only reason I came to this thread is cause I thought there’d be tons of chicks! ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/14 "2017-11-26T00:05:15Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > What’s your take Yo, Chefguy, I’m really happy for you, omelette let you finish, but Siam Sam had one of the best [egg threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=467835) of all time! One of the best egg threads of all time! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/15 "2017-11-26T00:38:47Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > What’s your take on things? I think you have poultry reasons for starting this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/16 "2017-11-26T01:18:54Z")
> [@Aquadementia](#): > > I think you have poultry reasons for starting this thread. With eggs, it’s never a shirr thing. Do you have a beef with cows? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/17 "2017-11-26T01:52:20Z")
Are you Humpty-Dump-teasing us? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/18 "2017-11-26T02:23:41Z")
Baa, humbug. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/19 "2017-11-26T03:07:26Z")
These puns are ova my head. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/20 "2017-11-26T03:53:49Z")
Barnyard humor. Silo-ence is golden. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703.md?page=2)