# I think eggs are ova rated **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 25, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703 "2017-11-25T21:05:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/21 "2017-11-26T03:56:09Z")
Guess who ain’t getting laid tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/22 "2017-11-26T04:49:53Z")
. . .said one egg to the other. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/23 "2017-11-26T04:55:29Z")
I read this thread to my horse, and asked her if she liked these barnyard puns. She replied, “Neigh.” ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/24 "2017-11-26T13:45:01Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > With eggs, it’s never a shirr thing. Do you have a beef with cows? No. Weed have RoomInEight threads for cows eating grass. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/25 "2017-11-26T14:30:57Z")
Don’t get me started on chicken farming. Having a thousand clucks just ain’t as grand as it used to be. And the stench? Chicken farming is an egg-cersize in peeyew-tility. And my partner in the enterprise never does any of the work. We’re unevenly yolked. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/26 "2017-11-26T14:42:10Z")
Egg puns? Un oeuf is enough, already! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/27 "2017-11-26T14:43:21Z")
Chicken farming is not for me. I could never pullet off. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/28 "2017-11-26T15:52:24Z")
**Chefguy** , are you pasture prime? ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/29 "2017-11-26T17:08:21Z")
…but they always come through in the clutch. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/30 "2017-11-26T18:03:54Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Chicken farming is not for me. I could never pullet off. If you did it would be a pullet surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/31 "2017-11-26T18:05:28Z")
Maybe I could be a chicken hero if I just put a capon. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/32 "2017-11-26T18:26:36Z")
What about your comb over? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/33 "2017-11-26T18:55:22Z")
It’s really hard to keep a breast of all these puns. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/34 "2017-11-26T19:23:13Z")
Yes, but does it meet everyone’s egg-spectations? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/35 "2017-11-26T19:27:52Z")
I have pictures of all these eggs in my albumen. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/36 "2017-11-26T19:28:35Z")
All I know is a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/37 "2017-11-26T20:09:43Z")
If I was a member of Robin Hood’s merry men, I think I’d like to be Fryer Cluck. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/38 "2017-11-26T20:32:01Z")
I wasn’t sure if I liked eggs, but then I decided to whisk it. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/39 "2017-11-26T21:25:57Z")
Elmer rang the bell while I was making topping for my lemon pie. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-eggs-are-ova-rated/802703/40 "2017-11-26T22:16:16Z")
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