# I think I am as close to perfect as a woman can come . . .
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 28, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998 "2002-09-28T06:16:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/1 "2002-09-28T06:16:49Z")
And I am not arrogant, conceited or narcissistic either . . .
God, I am amazing! Oh wait minute . . . Could it be that perhaps I am God?
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### Author:  [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/2 "2002-09-28T06:23:35Z")
Mom? Is that you?
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/3 "2002-09-28T06:46:02Z")
Dear God:
I still don’t believe in you, no matter how many times you post to this board. And if **Anthracite** is correct and you DO turn out to be Mom as well as God?
… Huh. Alright, maybe I will believe. But I’m gonna vote for the opposition come next Armageddon
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/4 "2002-09-28T06:49:21Z")
Wow, I’ve gotta slow down when I read thread titles…It’s not about being a “perfect ass” after all. I think.
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### Author:  [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/5 "2002-09-28T07:18:25Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Anthracite \*
> \*\*Mom? Is that you? \*\*
Yes my child . . . now come rest your head upon my busoms . . .
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### Author:  [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/6 "2002-09-28T08:07:56Z")
Wow.
Just wanted to toss in the fact that I like that I’m imperfect. My flaws are me. I wouldn’t even want to try to life up to being perfect. Too much fun being goofy.
But, you go girl.
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### Author:  [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2002, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/7 "2002-09-28T10:08:28Z")
While I wish I didn’t have some of my flaws, **Tequila Mockingbird** is right… my imperfections make me who I am. They make me unique. As for being goofy, it is fun at times.
But if **ALadyLikeNoOther** is indeed perfect (her username mgiht suggest that), then she has my respect and admiration.
F\_X
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/8 "2002-09-29T03:03:12Z")
“(her username mgiht suggest that)”
Shouldn’t the “l” be capitalized?
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### Author:  [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/9 "2002-09-29T03:04:17Z")
I think we’re gonna need further evidence here. 😛
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/10 "2002-09-29T03:27:34Z")
Just say no to MDMA, kids.
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### Author:  [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/11 "2002-09-29T03:32:35Z")
WOW!
I’ve been searching the world for you!
I mean, being as I am the perfect male, I can hardly settle for less than the perfect woman.
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### Author:  [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/12 "2002-09-29T04:02:06Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Anthracite \*
> \*\*Mom? Is that you? \*\*
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/13 "2002-09-29T04:21:14Z")
So, you swallow?
(Hey, someone was going to say it sooner or later…)
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/14 "2002-09-29T04:29:57Z")
So, you swallow?
(Hey, someone was going to say it sooner or later…)
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### Author:  [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/15 "2002-09-29T04:35:31Z")
That can’t be _my_ mom. . . she’d never spell it ‘busums’.
Anyway.
Much like the others, I have my imperfections, and I like me that way.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/16 "2002-09-29T04:36:43Z")
Your pre-approved credit is going to be huge.
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### Author:  [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/17 "2002-09-29T04:46:38Z")
/Ruprecht/
**Not** mother?
/Ruprecht/
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### Author:  [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/18 "2002-09-29T05:38:51Z")
We really can’t determine the accuracy of your claim until we see nekkid pictures, can we? 😃
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### Author:  [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/19 "2002-09-29T06:04:57Z")
Can I have some of what you have been smoking? 😛
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/20 "2002-09-29T06:25:21Z")
You know, I’ve been wondering what to do with these 1000 ships.
Whadda ya think… want a sailor in every port?
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