# I think I am as close to perfect as a woman can come . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998 "2002-09-28T06:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/21 "2002-09-29T11:59:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WSLer \* > \*\*/Ruprecht/ > > **Not** mother? > > /Ruprecht/ \*\* [Baby Sinclair] Not the mama! Not the mama! [/Baby Sinclair] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/22 "2002-09-29T12:30:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > I think I am as close to perfect as a woman can come . . . Unless you’re right beside me, I don’t think so;) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/23 "2002-09-29T14:43:16Z")
Please note punha’s location. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/24 "2002-09-29T14:48:22Z")
And here I thought that three foot tall women millionaires with flat heads who owned liquor stores were just mythical creatures! ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/25 "2002-09-29T14:56:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\*God, I am amazing! Oh wait minute . . . Could it be that perhaps I am God? \*\* Last time I checked, I wasn’t posting under other names in my sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/26 "2002-09-29T17:35:20Z")
Um, huh? But does your cat’s breath smell like cat food? That’s what I need to know. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/27 "2002-09-29T17:50:27Z")
I thought all the kids had gone BACK to school. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/28 "2002-09-30T00:54:39Z")
Wow, if you are God, then you have sinned! A sin of omission, in that you have not slept with me! It’s easily corrected! ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/29 "2002-09-30T02:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jessica2 \* > \*\*That can’t be _my_ mom. . . she’d never spell it ‘busums’. \*\* Neither did I spell it “busums” I spelled it busoms. Urban Ranger - “Can I have some of what you have been smoking?” I don’t know, can you? I’d be happy to share with you as that is my nature and just one of the many things that makes me close to perfect. To others: Come now, I did not say I was flawless, just close to perfect. Can I help it that I have so much to offer, something for everyone? Can I help it that I am smart, sweet, down to earth, giving, gracious and beautiful on the inside as well as the out? ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/30 "2002-09-30T03:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\* > > Neither did I spell it “busums” I spelled it busoms. > To others: Come now, I did not say I was flawless, just close to perfect. Can I help it that I have so much to offer, something for everyone? Can I help it that I am smart, sweet, down to earth, giving, gracious and beautiful on the inside as well as the out? \*\* You could help it if you wanted to…you could be less gracious if you so chose or you could spellcheck ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/31 "2002-09-30T06:05:30Z")
Aw I was sure I was the perfect woman. I’ve got the memo here somewhere :: much digging through paperwork on desk :: No wait that says perfect idiot. Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/32 "2002-09-30T06:26:00Z")
You may be close… But the perfect woman would have a higher post count. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/33 "2002-09-30T06:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\*And I am not arrogant, conceited or narcissistic either . . . > > God, I am amazing! Oh wait minute . . . Could it be that perhaps I am God? \*\* True, true surely you are the most modest person you know. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/34 "2002-09-30T06:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > Can I help it that I am smart, sweet, down to earth, giving, gracious and beautiful on the inside as well as the out? Gracious? I can think of a dozen women on this board who match that very description. Know what makes them so wonderful? They don’t go talking about how wonderful they are. Their admirers do. Look through the posts of **Scotticher** and **purrplebear** and **nocturne** and **Jodi** and **Flami** and **Medea’s Child** and **Pucette** and **TruePisces** and **Biggirl** and **Geobabe** and **Ayesha** and **Lucretia** and … so many other women on this board, and you will notice that they are all those things you listed. Except they don’t talk about themselves as being all those things. They just _are_ them. And you can ask anyone who knows them and they will tell you exactly what I just did. ---
**Author:** ![Snugglebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snugglebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snugglebear)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/35 "2002-09-30T06:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\*And I am not arrogant, conceited or narcissistic either . . . > \*\* And to think that these are all the characteristics I find attractive in a woman…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/36 "2002-09-30T07:38:31Z")
**Alady** , I’m very curious as to why you felt the need to share this with us. ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/37 "2002-09-30T08:28:53Z")
Does missy have something against kids? ??? Astro, I don’t believe I mentioned modesty as was one of my attributes. I can be modest on occasion, when it is appropriate. That is part of my almost perfection . . . Iampunha, you are the sensitive type aren’t you? It’s nice that you post all those sweet things about those that you admire. I assure you, it will keep you in their favor the more you suck up. Not sure if you are a guy or not but if you are, I would not count on al that sucking up to getting you laid tho . . . astro, I working on those number of posts . . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/38 "2002-09-30T09:22:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\* > > Neither did I spell it “busums” I spelled it busoms. > > \*\* Oops, sorry 'bout that. You’re still wrong, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/39 "2002-09-30T10:50:40Z")
\*\* punha \*\* My love, I have told you not to say such things about me. Now everyone ( including that LIONsob) will know what we did ! Wink wink , nudge, nudge.) \*\* AladyLikeNoOther \*\* I assure you that punha does not have to “suck up” to me to remain in my favor, he only has to give me hot sex or money. (Both would be even better .) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/40 "2002-09-30T11:47:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > Iampunha, you are the sensitive type aren’t you? It’s nice that you post all those sweet things about those that you admire. I assure you, it will keep you in their favor the more you suck up. Not sure if you are a guy or not but if you are, I would not count on al that sucking up to getting you laid tho . . . Well, it’s completely independent of any sweetness I have, but _something_’s working for me…at least, five minutes ago it was. **Aye** , the, er, helping hand made of gold coins coins didn’t get to you yet in the mail? Maybe I got the address wrong… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998.md?page=3)