# I think I am as close to perfect as a woman can come . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998 "2002-09-28T06:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/81 "2002-10-05T18:58:28Z")
Not saying you’re her, **ALLNO** , but this whole thing is starting to become a little KayKay-esque. ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/82 "2002-10-05T19:07:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Wrong Girl \* > \*\*Not saying you’re her, **ALLNO** , but this whole thing is starting to become a little KayKay-esque. \*\* Not saying I am who? ALLNO? I am otherwise known as ALLNO, but on a different board . . . I don’t get the “KayKay-esque” thingy. Mind explaining? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/83 "2002-10-05T19:13:51Z")
**ALLNO** = **A L** ady **L** ike **N** o **O** ther I’m not sure if you can still do searches on **KayKay** (after last winter’s board zappage), but she thought that she was pretty darn great, too. Things got a little messy from there. ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/84 "2002-10-05T19:21:09Z")
Oh I see . . . Nope, not kaykay. Not sure how things can get messy from someone just thinking that they are pretty darned great unless that someone feels the need to put down everyone else in the process. I found dope boards about two weeks ago when I was looking for a new one as the old one was getting boring and was being over moderated. I looked into about five and finally decided to on this one. So then, you people should not only feel special, but lucky as well . . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/85 "2002-10-05T19:22:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\* > > Hardygrrl wrote, “You realize that men tend to say a lot of odd things mid orgasm, right? The trick is remember not to take it seriously.” > > My feelings about myself are not based on other peoples perceptions of me but of my perception of myself. My self percepetion does however, influence other peoples perception of me. > > If you or any person takes the time to get to know me, you or they will agree that I am as close to perfect as I say that I am. That is assuming that you or any other person has no psychological problems. \*\* I hate to repeat myself, but like I’ve said on these boards before to another twit…you are so self absorbed you should hang a string out your pantleg and call yourself Tampax. ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/86 "2002-10-05T19:44:55Z")
Your not making me look bad or feel bad at all. Hope that was not your aim because if it was, you missed your target by a long shot. Keep em coming girl, I find them amusing . . . 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/87 "2002-10-05T19:58:53Z")
_Someone_’s making you look bad. You’re right, it isn’t **hardygrrl**. ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/88 "2002-10-05T20:45:47Z")
Tansu, I suppose that you are suggesting that I am making myself look bad. Sorry, I don’t see it. I do however see people copping attitudes right and left based upon their own ASSumptions. I personally don’t think it is very smart to form a conclusion about a person based soley on what they’ve read about them on a message board do you? With that said, what is actually wrong with believing that you are good, attractive, generous, intelligent, etc? Is there even a problem with being proud of that fact? Is there a problem with sharing it? Should I hold back these harmless thoughts to avoid offending another person? Who is wrong here me for sharing or them for feeling offended? Please . . . . I do feel that I am as close to being perfect as a woman can come and because I do, I thought I’d share it. I also figured that in so doing, I’d learn a little something about some of the posters here as well as share something about myself in the process. I was right, as usual . . . : ) ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/89 "2002-10-05T21:12:50Z")
The perfect woman would never think she was perfect. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/90 "2002-10-05T21:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > \*\* I personally don’t think it is very smart to form a conclusion about a person based soley on what they’ve read about them on a message board do you? \*\* I don’t know if I’d agree with you here–a big part of this board is conversations, debates, and exchanges, all of which result in people forming conclusions about, or judging, other people. These conclusions or judgments can be as innocous as “well, you seem to be in a good mood today,” or they can be more along the lines of “geez, you’re acting like a prick.” In any exchange where someone is talking about themselves, the audience will inevitably form conclusions about them. It’s just the nature of an Internet message board. What conclusions you want your audience to form is up to you. In the end, your words are all we have to form conclusions about you with, and to be frank, you’re coming across as a little bit deluded, condescending, and, um “self absorbed.” ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/91 "2002-10-05T22:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Wrong Girl \* > \*\* > > I don’t know if I’d agree with you here–a big part of this board is conversations, debates, and exchanges, all of which result in people forming conclusions about, or judging, other people. These conclusions or judgments can be as innocous as “well, you seem to be in a good mood today,” or they can be more along the lines of “geez, you’re acting like a prick.” \*\* Sure people can get to know a person somewhat over a message board, it will never be the same as offline though. And because people can be anything thing they want here when they can’t offline, some of the conclusions that people will form about them will be completely wrong. Unless you plan on having a real on going relationship with someone you meet here, then it really won’t matter anyway. But what I meant to post when I brought this up was that it is not smart to form conclusions and/or judge so quickly. IMHO, it is wise to watch, wait, and listen. Have as much evidence as you can gather to support your claim, before you make that claim, before you reach a conclusion. You wrote, "In the end, your words are all we have to form conclusions about you with, and to be frank, you’re coming across as a little bit deluded, condescending, and, um “self absorbed.” This is the beginning. And if you think that I am coming across as a little bit deluded, condescending, and self absorbed then so be it. If others think that, so be it. I really do not care how I come across and don’t take that to mean that I don’t care about people or what they think because I do. Some people’s thoughts I simply will not hold in high esteem, they will get less regard and less respect from me than the ones that are timely and well thought out. And I will consider them less important . . . ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/92 "2002-10-05T22:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jman \* > \*\*The perfect woman would never think she was perfect. \*\* How do you know what they perfect woman thinks unless you yourself are the perfect woman? I would like to take the time to add that I never claimed I was indeed perfect, just damn close. I have flaws and imperfections too, I just don’t have many . . . ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/93 "2002-10-06T01:13:07Z")
I wonder what would happen if you got H4e and ALLNO in a room together… [sub]Answer: BOARD PEACE.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/94 "2002-10-06T01:37:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I wonder what would happen if you got H4e and ALLNO in a room together… > > [sub]Answer: BOARD PEACE.[/sub] \*\* Or a Very Special Version of “Are You There God? It’s Me, and I’m Perfect!!Damn you all, don’t you get it!” ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2002, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/95 "2002-10-06T10:28:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AladyLikeNoOther \* > Where is the love? [Freud] I think I see the problem here. Tell me about your mother… [/Freud] ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/96 "2002-10-06T17:50:04Z")
I know it’s something you’ve mentioned in another thread, ALLNO, but what exactly are your “pub famous cooter shooters”?[sub]I’ve been dying to ask since I read it.[/sub] Tell us a little more about yourself. ---
**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/97 "2002-10-07T06:47:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Andy \* > \*\* > [Freud] > I think I see the problem here. Tell me about your mother… > [/Freud] \*\* There is no problem here, your just “seeing” things. About my mother? Wonderful woman, well loved and respected by her family and her friends and especially her only daughter. Tequila Mockingbird, A cooter shooter is a shooter (pick your poison) placed in a tall shot glass and then placed between the thighs of the one that you want the cooter shooter from, generally me. (the giver of the shooter must be sitting down). The receciver then puts their hands behind his/her back and grabs the shot glass between their lips, teeth our both and pulls the shot glass free from the thighs and throws their head back in order to drink it down though some cooter shooter drinkers do (or did) decide to sip, suck, or lick the shooter out of the shot glass instead . . . ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/98 "2002-10-07T06:59:20Z")
You know, I think the perfect (or “as perfect as possible”) woman would be able to tell when someone was joking;) ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/99 "2002-10-07T08:17:09Z")
Well when I was young, in the good old days, the perfect could spell too. My, how the standards have fallen. ---
**Author:** ![Ssarl\_the\_happy\_Martian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Ssarl\_the\_happy\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ssarl_the_happy_Martian)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/100 "2002-10-07T09:23:57Z")
Um… you’re clearly delusional. Or arrogant. Or insecure. Or some intricite combination… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998.md?page=6)