# I think I am as close to perfect as a woman can come . . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 28, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998 "2002-09-28T06:16:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/101 "2002-10-07T09:37:13Z")

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Martians, perfect or otherwise, have an excuse 😉

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**Author:** ![AladyLikeNoOther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@AladyLikeNoOther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AladyLikeNoOther)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/102 "2002-10-07T13:00:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*You know, I think the perfect (or “as perfect as possible”) woman would be able to tell when someone was joking;) \*\*

Really? Scotticher could not tell either. Actually it IS hard to tell when someone is joking on a message board . . .

Andy, when did I ever claim absolute perfection? I did not. I stated that I had flaws and imperfections. One of those is not taking the time to proof read my posts. If I did that, I would correct my spelling errors and there would be none . . .

LMAO of Ssarl . . .

Do you feel better now that you got that off your chest?

You are right about one thing but only one, I am a bit arrogant. Some might consider it a flaw however I see nothing wrong with it myself . . .

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/103 "2002-10-07T15:35:18Z")

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I will freely and unashamedly admit that I **pulled up a lawn chair on the sidelines and kicked back and drank some brews** as I watched the ladies bare their fangs and hiss at each other.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/104 "2002-10-07T16:21:39Z")

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Kay-Kay? Is that you?  
:::yawn:::

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-am-as-close-to-perfect-as-a-woman-can-come/129998/105 "2002-10-07T16:57:39Z")

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**Moderator’s Notes:**  
This inanity, no matter how mindlessly amusing it may be, has gone on long enough. I’m closing this thread with a bit of advice to **ALadyLikeNoOther** , I think you’ll find that this board in short order will become boring, too. That is, unless you find something other than yourself to talk about.

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