# I think I deserve to be called a whore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190 "2006-08-03T14:34:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/1 "2006-08-03T14:34:43Z")
I like personal attention, and sometimes I’ll write a post like this one, just so people pay me some. It feels good, what can I say? Yay, me! Also, I’ll have sex with people if they pay me enough. Let the negotiations begin! But even with these two sterling qualifications, I’ve never been called a whore. I just don’t think that’s right. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/2 "2006-08-03T14:42:00Z")
You’re a whore. Feel better now? ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/3 "2006-08-03T14:46:58Z")
So, **Jayn\_Newell** , how’s the weather up there in Halifax? Are you getting some of this lovely heat wave? Ahem… Please, allow me… tick - tick - tick - tick ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/4 "2006-08-03T14:52:22Z")
Could you arrange to meet with the chairman of my political action committe, senator? We’re currently discussing financial backing for candidates and we’d like to discuss your position on certain matters. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/5 "2006-08-03T14:58:57Z")
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber] Also, I’ll have sex with people if they pay me enough. Let the negotiations begin! But even with these two sterling qualifications, I’ve never been called a whore. I just don’t think that’s right. [/QUOTE] What’s the going rate (you slut)? And do you mind putting on this nice little wombat costume while I slip into something more comfortable? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/6 "2006-08-03T15:07:13Z")
As I pointed out in the other thread, there’s not a single poster on this board who doesn’t want anybody to read their stuff. We’re all putting it out there for all to see and comment on. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/7 "2006-08-03T15:27:08Z")
I’ve met you. I will not call you a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/8 "2006-08-03T15:28:28Z")
[Clint Eastwood Voice] Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.[/CEV] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/9 "2006-08-03T15:29:34Z")
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth] do you mind putting on this nice little wombat costume [/QUOTE] They’re pudgy little so-in-sos. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/10 "2006-08-03T15:45:58Z")
[Hands **pseudotriton ruber ruber** five bucks] Now you’re a cheap whore. Go clean my bathroom you whore!! DO IT!! DO IT NOW, DAMN YOU!! ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/11 "2006-08-03T15:49:09Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKES] [Hands **pseudotriton ruber ruber** five bucks] [/QUOTE] A blowjob’s one thing, but 5 bucks to clean a bathroom? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/12 "2006-08-03T16:06:51Z")
Paint my house. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/13 "2006-08-03T16:10:28Z")
Hey there sweet baby you’re an attention whore can’t get enough my attention then shake it some more do that thing you do with the quirky jerk and the funky shake it’s all true dance, dance, dance my little whore all eyes are on you ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/14 "2006-08-03T16:15:46Z")
[Eric Cartman] Weeeeeeell… **PPR** is a big fat whore He’s the bigest whore in the whole wide world He’s a big fat whore if there ever was a whore He’s a whore to all the boys and girls [/Eric Cartman] ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/15 "2006-08-03T16:33:57Z")
If have emailed a request to the [International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature](http://www.nhm.ac.uk/hosted_sites/iczn/What_we_do.htm) to have your name officially changed to _ **pseudotriton slattern slattern** _. You deserve it! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/16 "2006-08-03T17:21:38Z")
(_Digging through the couch looking for change_) ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/17 "2006-08-03T19:13:04Z")
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber] A blowjob’s one thing, but 5 bucks to clean a bathroom? I don’t think so. [/QUOTE] You should ask for 20. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/18 "2006-08-03T19:38:32Z")
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth] What’s the going rate (you slut)? [/QUOTE] Hey! He said he’d do it for money. Which makes him a whore indeed, but us more honorable sluts do it for free. Don’t besmirch our good name! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/19 "2006-08-03T20:47:21Z")
$2.86 USD. Is that enough to become your sugar momma? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190/20 "2006-08-03T21:07:16Z")
If it wasn’t for the heat wave there’d be something to say about a whore covered in hoar. But I’m to hot to think right now. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-deserve-to-be-called-a-whore/367190.md?page=2)