# I think I found out something quite aweful **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617 "2000-12-08T13:48:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617/41 "2000-12-11T20:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\* no, we’re not sleeping together._\* Well, actually, we did sleep together that night. I really hope that didn’t inspire any more masturbatory fantasies on this board. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617/42 "2000-12-11T20:28:16Z")
I must say, I love this thread. My dad raised my sister and I to find nothing more amusing than a good, eyebrow singeing, vociferous fart. I know, it goes against everything you had envisioned of me, right? 😉 Anyway, my husband is in the “Farts Are Not Amusing” crowd; needless to say, we have our little wars every now and again. ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617/43 "2000-12-11T20:32:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*DUDE!!! If **I** could fart for 72 seconds I would **NEVER** want to stop trying to break my record!!! Its almost like your trying to give up your Super Power… **don’t do it!!** \*\* Ditto. **Homer** > [@](#): > > LOL Whammo, true, true. I can’t imagine being lactose intolerant. Most of the fun in my day comes from milk. I don’t have very fun days. In light of milk’s fart-inducing properties, they should change their slogan from: Got milk? to a much more appropriate Got fart? Instead of the milky mustache, paint an innocent-looking fart cloud ascending from the spokesperson’s ass. Presto! Milk consumption doubles, as does the atmosphere’s fart content. 🆒 I’ll shut up now. ::goes away to have a glass of milk:: * * * I came, I farted, I left (a stinking odor)–Julius Caesar. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617/44 "2000-12-11T21:26:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*quasar \* > > \*\*Here is my story. I love my farts, I even asked Santa for one of those fart suits. > > …you breathe your own farts. It is an enclosed environment so you don’t have to worry about your farts escaping into the outside. > > \*\* > > Okay, that’s about the sickest thing I’ve read today. > > \*\* That is the sickest you have read today? Dude, what else have you been reading? A menage a trois between a homosexual, five-testicled hippopotamus, a pedophilic giraffe and a 5-foot-penis-endowed cockroach? A report affirming that someone cloned Roseanne Barr? Pics of Monica doing Clinton? Jar Jar Binks becoming a Jedi Master in Episode II? Guess not everyone can delight in the presence of a good old fart. Fortunately, some people are more appreciative: **Bunnygirl** > [@](#): > > My dad raised my sister and I to find nothing more amusing than a good, eyebrow singeing, vociferous fart. > > I know, it goes against everything you had envisioned of me, right? > > Anyway, my husband is in the “Farts Are Not Amusing” crowd; needless to say, we have our little wars every now and again. Damn it, why are all the good ones taken? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617/45 "2000-12-11T22:37:33Z")
I’m lactose intolerant in the way that the KKK is minority-intolerant. I just don’t like it. Well, milk anyway. I love cheese and ice cream and stuff, but milk? Gag. So anyway, rather than try to explain this to people, I’ve started just telling them I’m lactose intolerant. It is kinda true, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-found-out-something-quite-aweful/44617.md?page=2)