# I think ,I have a penis cancer. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 24, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216 "2004-08-24T03:44:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/1 "2004-08-24T03:44:34Z")
Few days ago when I was wanking preety hard looking at naked broads on computer , then afterwards relaxed and happy I looked at my dick and to my suprise I see big red spot on right side of the glans. First I thought maybe friction of my hand caused it ,but it did not dissapeared and today is still there,I did not see it before and I take good care of him i.e, wash with soap etc. (Oh! forgot to mention that I’m uncircumsized). I don’t feel any pain but I’m scared ,what if they gonna have to cut it of :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/2 "2004-08-24T03:47:44Z")
Dude, first of all, if you’re that concerned see a doctor. Second of all, did you really want the whole world to hear about your dong? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/3 "2004-08-24T03:51:23Z")
Don’t worry about it, you probably just got a little friction burn from yanking on it too hard. That red spot will most likely go away in a couple of days. They hardly ever have to cut off dicks for dick cancer anyway. It’ll turn black and fall off first. Relax, I’m just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/4 "2004-08-24T03:53:24Z")
Wow, if i thought that something was wrong with my pud, I would be getting to a doctor ASAP. You know, as opposed to sharing it with the whole world on a message board. YMMV though. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/5 "2004-08-24T03:54:36Z")
(checking start month) July? Sounds more recent than that. (checking post count) 232 is mighty high for this sort of post. (checking membership) At least we got his money first. 😃 That is far more than I needed to know about your social life. Though I’m no doctor, the good news is that it is treatable and usually doesn’t require full amputation. Just get used to being called “Stumpy.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/6 "2004-08-24T03:59:31Z")
Or it may just be some sort of a blood blister kind of thing. Perhaps someone could put out a call for **Qadgop the Mercotan** to come and enlighten us? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/7 "2004-08-24T04:18:16Z")
[sup]\[sup] I think, therefore I have a penis cancer. –Penes Descartes ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/8 "2004-08-24T04:20:24Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > [sup]\[sup] > > I think, therefore I have a penis cancer. > –Penes Descartes If it weren’t just so wrong, this would be a great sig. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/9 "2004-08-24T04:35:18Z")
What a sensitive bunch of guys some of you are. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/10 "2004-08-24T04:42:42Z")
Well, your penis is a sensitive subject. Especially now that you’ve damn near wanked a new hole in it. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/11 "2004-08-24T04:43:02Z")
Well, I’m not a guy so I think it’s kind of funny. ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Joe\_Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Random)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/12 "2004-08-24T04:43:52Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > I think, therefore I have a penis cancer. > –Penes Descartes Or, alternatively: I wank, therefore I am. –Penes Descartes ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/13 "2004-08-24T05:10:52Z")
I actually have a relevant question. Are you circumcised? Because if you’re cut, you’re safe. Penis cancer only happens to dudes with foreskins. At least. that’s what Dr. Drew says on Lovelines. Maybe you’ve just got the herpes. There is also such a thing as psoriasis of the penis which gives you red spots on the helmet. Please don’t ask me how I know. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/14 "2004-08-24T05:15:35Z")
Thanks for the words of wisdom :dubious: ,and may I add this: having two holes is better than one. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/15 "2004-08-24T05:19:27Z")
Can you link a picture of it so that we can take a look? You know what they say, “A picture is worth a thousand descriptions of a blistered dick”. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/16 "2004-08-24T05:29:19Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Can you link a picture of it so that we can take a look? You know what they say, “A picture is worth a thousand descriptions of a blistered dick”. Please disregard the above request. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/17 "2004-08-24T05:33:05Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Can you link a picture of it so that we can take a look? You know what they say, “A picture is worth a thousand descriptions of a blistered dick”. I have better idea, we can meet and you would see for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/18 "2004-08-24T05:41:27Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > Thanks for the words of wisdom :dubious: ,and may I add this: having two holes is better than one. Not if they’re both in your wang, ol’ buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/19 "2004-08-24T05:43:07Z")
My condolences to your penis; I’m sending warm thoughts and prayers it’s way. Let no one say I’m not sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216/20 "2004-08-24T05:44:03Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > I actually have a relevant question. Are you circumcised? > [@nonpolar](#): > > I’m uncircumsized … [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-have-a-penis-cancer/261216.md?page=2)