# I think I may have lost my only guy friend

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 8, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-may-have-lost-my-only-guy-friend/727288 "2015-08-08T01:49:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-may-have-lost-my-only-guy-friend/727288/324 "2015-08-15T21:59:14Z")

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> [@Grotonian](#):
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> It was presumptuous and uninformed of me to declare repentance for adultery a universal nightmare. Some denominations are more lenient than others. And perhaps some don’t require informing the spouse. As far as I know, though, vows are always made to God, and transgressions against God are a far more serious offense than those against man. Again, if your denomination is cool with breaking vows, YMMV.
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> All Jews are Christians; some of you just don’t know it yet.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I said. Actually, we all get up on the altar just before the Eucharist, fling our Sunday best into the sacristy, and engage in extraordinarily lewd sex with each other’s spouses.

You are incapable of not being an asshole, aren’t you?

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