# I think i need a little help.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-need-a-little-help/270197>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 20, 2004, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-need-a-little-help/270197 "2004-10-20T09:55:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-need-a-little-help/270197/21 "2004-10-22T20:09:02Z")

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I believe the punishment for a cyber note passing incident is to type a thousand times (using a long-hand script) “I will not call Mrs. Figby a crusty old hag.”

I swear…some people have no sense of humor.

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