# I think I'm a lesbian **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737 "2005-02-01T05:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/21 "2005-02-01T09:48:26Z")
You should read his _other_ thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/22 "2005-02-01T10:17:20Z")
That was painful. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/23 "2005-02-01T12:00:58Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > You should read his _other_ thread. I did not just look up all his posts. _I did not just look up all his posts._ [/denial] ---
**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/24 "2005-02-01T13:13:17Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > I did not just look up all his posts. _I did not just look up all his posts._ [/denial] Sounds like you need to be over in the thread about people who hump furniture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/25 "2005-02-01T13:21:39Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#): > > I love you. Please post [here](http://forums.somethingawful.com/) to be treasured forever. I dunno. If anyone posted like that at Something Awful he would get the banhammer in no time. He may be able to get away with it in FYAD but only if he knew the rules of the game. Now Fark on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/26 "2005-02-01T13:21:55Z")
I think “I don’t know much but I think I’m a lesbian” should be a book title. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/27 "2005-02-01T13:48:29Z")
Apparently our new guest has the lol virus. Characterized by a frequent use of the unnecessary letters “L-O-L,” it also manifests itself in the inability of the host to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. Additional side effects include making sure the host does not use all the letters in words, especially you, you are, and your. Hopefully, one of our good doctors will be along shortly to prescribe care and treatment. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/28 "2005-02-01T14:10:55Z")
> [@dontknowmuch](#): > > But I’m trapped in a man’s body ☹ Too bad you couldn’t find one with a brain in it. ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/29 "2005-02-01T14:13:12Z")
To be fair, back when I was just learning about sexuality and lesbians and such, I probably would have found such a joke funny. But once you learn about human diversity, basic respect, and the crap that society heaps upon anyone different, the joke loses its punchline pretty quickly. **dontknowmuch** , there really are “lesbians trapped in a man’s body”, and as **Kaitlyn** implied, it is no joking matter. Read her recent [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=295309&page=1&pp=50), and you will come to respect her, and her situation as much as the rest of us do. There are other mtf transsexuals here as well, and they’re some of the best people you’re likely to meet. ---
**Author:** ![Wrenchslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/94ad74/32.png) [@Wrenchslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenchslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/30 "2005-02-01T15:00:36Z")
/switches on Loudon Wainwright III oooo I wish I was a lesbian I’d like to be a dyke /switches off ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737/31 "2005-02-01T15:05:21Z")
Why do I have this feeling that you’re yankin’ our collective chains, **dontknowmuch**? (It’s a rhetorical question.) **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-a-lesbian/287737.md?page=1)