# I think I'm in love with the Overstock.com girl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227 "2005-10-21T07:10:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/61 "2005-10-22T03:28:00Z")
Oh boy. Time out. I have a new one. She’s in a Prestone anti-freeze commercial. Pouring the goop into her radiator in front of her house in a tught white tank top. I was in a sports bar with the wife, just now having a late dinner and she came on the big screen during a break in the football game, and I missed my mouth with the fork because I was staring. Ow. But it was worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/62 "2005-10-22T03:32:53Z")
That tank top? It was also tight. In addition to being tught. ---
**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/63 "2005-10-22T04:17:17Z")
> [@Love Rhombus](#): > > Jordanna Brewster (Yay Debs!) How did I forget her? Also in The Faculty and The Invisible Circus, where (if memory serves) her shirt goes missing at one point. ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/64 "2005-10-22T14:32:29Z")
The woman who did the Old Spice ad. (There’s a director’s cut on their web site.) Beats the shit out of me who she is… ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/65 "2005-10-22T15:01:16Z")
> [@GrizzRich](#): > > [Nigella Lawson](http://www.stylenetwork.com/Shows/NigellaBites/) !! > > She’s a little plump and has a toe-curling British accent. > Awwwww yeee-eeeaahhhh… I second that! I loooovvvve me some Nigella. She is simply my ideal woman. But I wouldn’t consider her “plump”…maybe a little top-heavy, but plump? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/66 "2005-10-22T16:51:06Z")
[Gregory House](http://images.zap2it.com/20040827/house_hughlaurie.jpg), [Jack Bauer](http://www.k-rocks.com/photos/large_24_season2/screenshots/disc1/kiefer-9.jpg), [Tony Almeida](http://www.serienjunkies.de/news/499a9960.jpg), [Sawyer Ford](http://app.abc.go.com/images/wallpaper/800x600/lost_800x600_holloway_01.jpg), [Sayid Jarrah](http://www.naveen-andrews.net/gallery/lost/promos/sayidpromo5.jpg), [Charlie Pace](http://solitaryphoenix.com/Lost_Charlie_3.jpg), [Greg Sanders](http://dark-places.co.uk/eric/publicity/2dvd01.jpg), [Warrick Brown](http://www.csiguide.com/images/gary_dourdan_4.jpg), [Nick Stokes](http://www.nndb.com/people/684/000044552/eads-sm.jpg), [Clark Kent](http://www.kryptonsite.com/exile-so-gay.jpg), [Xander](http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/television/buffy/27.jpg), [Captain Malcolm Reynolds](http://www.gencon.com/images/SC04/MGOH-Nathan-Fillion.jpg), and [Jayne Cobb](http://dryope.typepad.com/superfly/images/jaynehat-thumb.jpg). There’s more, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/67 "2005-10-23T13:40:52Z")
[ol] [li]Katherine Heigl[/li][li]Charisma Carpenter[/li][li]Elisha Cuthbert[/li][/ol] Any questions? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/68 "2005-10-23T19:59:20Z")
Joe Montana David Duchovny ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/69 "2005-10-23T20:16:44Z")
Emmanuelle Chriqui! Kari Wuhrer Barbara Crampton (especially in Re-Animator) Raquel Meroño- very hot! Kim Smith Rachel McAdams ---
**Author:** ![Pan4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@Pan4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pan4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/70 "2005-10-24T00:13:54Z")
Everyone has most likely seen “Who’s Line is it Anyway?”, at least the American version(s) –footnote inserted-- Clive Anderson, the original host did come over for a season to lead the “Who’s Line” cast in HollyCrud, and occasionally brought on some of the British comedians. Most know the show after Drew Carey took over and then it was just like the same 4 guys…all the time-- yaaaaawnnnn. The original was a Brit evening show sooooooo much more original and humorous than when it got Hollywood-ized \<— my word, it counts Having precluded thus, one Miss Josie Lawrence was a regular on the original. Raven haired beauty, intelligent and witty…a Goddess from Mount Olympus, I miss her. From afar that is, since the whole stalking thing and subsequent court order. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/71 "2005-10-24T13:26:34Z")
Pan, have you seen [Enchanted April](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101811/)? You can get a whole feature-length fix of her. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/72 "2005-10-24T13:31:16Z")
Jennifer Garner is the most beautiful woman on the planet. How many times to I have to tell you people? ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/73 "2005-10-24T14:17:56Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > She had a different last name back then too; I think she squeezed in a divorce or something. At the time she was named Kapostascy, which I know I’m not spelling correctly. > > My friends referred to her as Chris Cop-a-feely. Ok, I have a “Chris Kapostasy is a major bitch” story. I had a friend who worked at Peter Harris and when Chris Kapostasy was shopping there, she lost an earring and had three salesclerks _on the floor_ looking for it–and was a bitch about it. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/74 "2005-10-24T14:21:07Z")
My current crush is Jason Bateman. It’s interesting how some people go from ho-hum as children to really hot. Back in the day, I had a crush on Ricky Schroder, but never gave Jason Bateman a second thought. Now, Ricky\* Schroder looks like he’s taken a few hits with the ugly stick and Jason…well he’s just yummy now. [sub]\*He’ll always be Ricky to me.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/75 "2005-10-24T17:25:51Z")
> [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > Ok, I have a “Chris Kapostasy is a major bitch” story. I had a friend who worked at Peter Harris and when Chris Kapostasy was shopping there, she lost an earring and had three salesclerks _on the floor_ looking for it–and was a bitch about it. Sounds familiar. She had a terribly overinflated sense of her own importance. ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/76 "2005-10-24T22:11:43Z")
[Sharon Faetsch](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6565020620&category=14433#ebayphotohosting) could sell me useless crap all day, every day and I’d never mind a bit. 😃 I also must mention that black-haired girl that used to do the gladwrap commercials. She was so perky and squeeky that there was no way you clouldn’t fall in love with her cuteness. > [@Little Bird](#): > > Did you see the early one where they took the mold of her ass? Good times. 😃 > My celeb crushes change out regularly, I think right now it’s Colin Firth and Jason Bateman. Best. Episode. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/77 "2005-10-24T22:17:07Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > [Gregory House](http://images.zap2it.com/20040827/house_hughlaurie.jpg), [Jack Bauer](http://www.k-rocks.com/photos/large_24_season2/screenshots/disc1/kiefer-9.jpg), [Tony Almeida](http://www.serienjunkies.de/news/499a9960.jpg), [Sawyer Ford](http://app.abc.go.com/images/wallpaper/800x600/lost_800x600_holloway_01.jpg), [Sayid Jarrah](http://www.naveen-andrews.net/gallery/lost/promos/sayidpromo5.jpg), [Charlie Pace](http://solitaryphoenix.com/Lost_Charlie_3.jpg), [Greg Sanders](http://dark-places.co.uk/eric/publicity/2dvd01.jpg), [Warrick Brown](http://www.csiguide.com/images/gary_dourdan_4.jpg), [Nick Stokes](http://www.nndb.com/people/684/000044552/eads-sm.jpg), [Clark Kent](http://www.kryptonsite.com/exile-so-gay.jpg), [Xander](http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/television/buffy/27.jpg), [Captain Malcolm Reynolds](http://www.gencon.com/images/SC04/MGOH-Nathan-Fillion.jpg), and [Jayne Cobb](http://dryope.typepad.com/superfly/images/jaynehat-thumb.jpg). > > There’s more, I’m sure. Are you by any chance related to my wife? I’m sad to say that, as little as I know about my wife’s crushes, I am acutely aware that four of the first five on your list match hers exactly. Especially “Soul Patch” Almeida. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/78 "2005-10-24T22:19:26Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Are you by any chance related to my wife? I’m sad to say that, as little as I know about my wife’s crushes, I am acutely aware that four of the first five on your list match hers exactly. Correction: 5 of 5. I didn’t know who Sawyer Ford was at first, but she has stated explicitly that she wants someone to make a “Hotties of ‘Lost’ Calendar” so I have to assume he’s on that list. ---
**Author:** ![Pan4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@Pan4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pan4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/79 "2005-10-24T23:52:46Z")
> [@Ellen Cherry](#): > > Pan, have you seen [Enchanted April](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101811/)? You can get a whole feature-length fix of her. Thanks much Ellen Cherry! Can’t believe I never heard of that one. Am going out to hunt it up immediately, the quest is on! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227/80 "2005-10-25T00:37:48Z")
> [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > Ok, I have a “Chris Kapostasy is a major bitch” story. I had a friend who worked at Peter Harris and when Chris Kapostasy was shopping there, she lost an earring and had three salesclerks _on the floor_ looking for it–and was a bitch about it. OOOOOO. (Not I wouldn’t get on the floor for her, but still.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-in-love-with-the-overstock-com-girl/327227.md?page=5)