# I think I'm sick (maybe TMI)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204 "2002-04-01T15:00:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/1 "2002-04-01T15:00:12Z")

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I’ve been living every other minute on the toilet with diareha (sp?) and now I feel the liquid wanting to up out the mouth.  
Time: 9:53  
Gonna go release the crap.  
Time: 9:56  
There was water or piss all over the floor, had to jump over it just to be on the safe side. The crap was a light brown colour and little square tan chunks were floating around. This is soooo liquidy that I could swear the tubes from the anus to the penis were switched around (thank god I’m not pissing out solid materials!)

Looks like it’ll be another bad day!  
☹

Oh, and I work 5-9 tonight… telemarketing.

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/2 "2002-04-01T15:05:39Z")

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When am I gonna learn?

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/3 "2002-04-01T15:06:06Z")

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“Maybe” TMI?

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/4 "2002-04-01T15:12:30Z")

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At least this isn’t an april fool’s joke. This is definately TMI.

Heh.

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/5 "2002-04-01T15:12:35Z")

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nice…

maybe you should work on your aim a little or something.

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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/6 "2002-04-01T15:25:26Z")

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10:15  
Pilot of the Enola Justin drop the bomb on Toiletshia.

My god, what have we done?

Now I remember why I hate puking:(

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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/7 "2002-04-01T16:08:20Z")

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I can nearly swear I’m hurling up my own urine.  
It’s yellow puke…:eek:

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/8 "2002-04-01T18:01:12Z")

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I’ll be chiming in with a big 'ol **HELL YES** on the TMI question.

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/9 "2002-04-01T18:04:19Z")

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i’m sensing some new pit phrases in development from you d12.

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/10 "2002-04-01T18:40:16Z")

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I suppose I only have myself to blame for having opened this thread AGAIN…

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**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/11 "2002-04-01T19:23:21Z")

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Why did I open this???  
I had the shits two weeks ago. I was literally on the pot every 10 minutes. The “movements” were so liquidy that they often back splashed. It was like I had a hose for an ass. My advice? Stop eating. Eventually you get to the point where you’ve got nothing left inside.

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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-sick-maybe-tmi/101204/12 "2002-04-02T17:28:43Z")

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Holy Crap! I just got back from the hospital. 1 Gallon (canadian) and a whole syringe of Gravol later I’m still not feeling all that great. I got there at about 3 and they said I nearly died/passed out because of my low blood presure. After the first litre of Saline I was at 89 over 54. Now if I try and walk I’m scared that I’ll just collapse. They thought I had a drug overdose but I told them I’m a straight edge kid, none of that stuff for my thank-you-very-much.

Well back to bed and powerade for me!  
Have a good one,  
d12

(ps, sorry the OP was alot worse than I imagined it’d be. If I could it’d say More TMI than you can shake a stick at.)
