# I think I'm weird because I think \_\_\_ is hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 9, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884 "2012-01-09T03:01:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/61 "2012-01-19T20:20:51Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Alan Rickman is 65. > Patrick Stewart is 71, as DianaG says! > Pierce brosnan is 58. > Liam Neeson is 59. > Harrison ford is 69. > Come on, people! Old guys are hot! I agree. They’re way hot. Until you picture them in your bed, a come hither gleam in their eyes, their soggy, comma-like half-erect wrinkly dicks with the ballsack down to the knees pitifully poking their greyish heads out of the sheets and then it’s straight back into ewwww territory. I might be thinking too much about these things. Especially for a straight guy. ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/62 "2012-01-19T20:25:44Z")
Paul Lynde (not in Bye Bye Birdie, but on Hollywood Squares and on some game show he was on before that) Albert Brooks in Broadcast News ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/63 "2012-02-13T07:56:45Z")
> [@Ephemera](#): > > John Hannah. It’s the accent, I think, and his roles. Seconding that one! > [@amaguri](#): > > Kevin James is the one which causes most people to think I’m crazy Him too. He’s like a big puppy dog. > [@Anaamika](#): > > There’s a hilarious bit when David Tennant comes onto Top Gear, and they’re like “You’re a good-looking version of the Hamster!” Heh, originally my answer to this thread would have been David Tennant, but so many people think he’s hot nowadays that it seems like you’re almost in the minority if you don’t! Anyway, bumping this thread to add Brendan Coyle, who plays [Mr. Bates](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1986899968/nm0185354) on **Downton Abbey**. ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/64 "2012-02-13T09:24:08Z")
The pale and gangly Conan O Brian ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/65 "2012-02-14T20:19:44Z")
+1 for Liam Neeson Dmitri Medvedev (very embarrassing) ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/66 "2012-02-14T21:21:24Z")
[Jack Nicholson](http://i.imgur.com/CreKS.jpg). The obsessive groupie on _Flight of the Conchords,_ [Mel](http://tinnedgoods.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mel.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/67 "2012-02-14T23:57:06Z")
[I](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=tA5wmhoUdfWqdM:&imgrefurl=http://miamivice.wikia.com/wiki/Alfred_Molina&docid=EYEyTzJeXD1MrM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/miamivice/images/3/31/Alfredmolina.jpg&w=288&h=400&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=157&sig=104270383212161173544&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=128&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=91&ty=71)[think](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=hdg6-z_ONdm0NM:&imgrefurl=http://www.trailershut.com/movies-starring/alfred-molina.html&docid=x9WEXQ2D-HG3eM&imgurl=http://www.trailershut.com/actor-images/alfred-molina-4216.jpg&w=400&h=493&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=328&sig=104270383212161173544&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=138&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=107&ty=97)[I’ve](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=Nv8D427Be4EhXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,658823_679771,00.html&docid=1k0QLgJSM0n2eM&imgurl=http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040629/111328__spiderman_l.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=719&sig=104270383212161173544&page=1&tbnh=155&tbnw=210&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&tx=97&ty=87) [said](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=MJiPDRiFxupg-M:&imgrefurl=http://movies.msn.com/celebrities/celebrity/alfred-molina/&docid=4DVV8jnKeyL2LM&imgurl=http://entimg.s-msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors/Molina_SV6997916_150x200.jpg&w=150&h=200&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=265&sig=104270383212161173544&page=2&tbnh=160&tbnw=120&start=12&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:12&tx=110&ty=81) [him](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=t07vUgEFthnuAM:&imgrefurl=http://www.wadelhardt.eu/S/Molina.htm&docid=vUZYGFXNNtqHSM&imgurl=http://www.wadelhardt.eu/B/s5/Molina.jpg&w=510&h=352&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=383&vpy=262&dur=94&hovh=186&hovw=270&tx=224&ty=121&sig=104270383212161173544&page=4&tbnh=162&tbnw=230&start=44&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:44) [before](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=5Cpmn0SPfqS5nM:&imgrefurl=http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/575579-what-some-most-iconic-photos-all-time-dial-up-peeps-dont-click-10.html&docid=abI02b-A0cQyLM&imgurl=http://www.pcguru.hu/pcguru/img/upload/alfred_molina.jpg&w=250&h=293&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=203&sig=104270383212161173544&page=5&tbnh=177&tbnw=146&start=57&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:57&tx=93&ty=70). ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/68 "2012-02-15T00:27:11Z")
Richard Stallman. Yes, [that](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman) Richard Stallman. I win the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884/69 "2012-02-15T04:58:11Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > [I](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=tA5wmhoUdfWqdM:&imgrefurl=http://miamivice.wikia.com/wiki/Alfred_Molina&docid=EYEyTzJeXD1MrM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/miamivice/images/3/31/Alfredmolina.jpg&w=288&h=400&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=157&sig=104270383212161173544&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=128&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=91&ty=71)[think](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=hdg6-z_ONdm0NM:&imgrefurl=http://www.trailershut.com/movies-starring/alfred-molina.html&docid=x9WEXQ2D-HG3eM&imgurl=http://www.trailershut.com/actor-images/alfred-molina-4216.jpg&w=400&h=493&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=328&sig=104270383212161173544&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=138&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=107&ty=97)[I’ve](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=Nv8D427Be4EhXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,658823_679771,00.html&docid=1k0QLgJSM0n2eM&imgurl=http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040629/111328__spiderman_l.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=719&sig=104270383212161173544&page=1&tbnh=155&tbnw=210&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&tx=97&ty=87) [said](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=MJiPDRiFxupg-M:&imgrefurl=http://movies.msn.com/celebrities/celebrity/alfred-molina/&docid=4DVV8jnKeyL2LM&imgurl=http://entimg.s-msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors/Molina_SV6997916_150x200.jpg&w=150&h=200&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=265&sig=104270383212161173544&page=2&tbnh=160&tbnw=120&start=12&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:12&tx=110&ty=81) [him](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=t07vUgEFthnuAM:&imgrefurl=http://www.wadelhardt.eu/S/Molina.htm&docid=vUZYGFXNNtqHSM&imgurl=http://www.wadelhardt.eu/B/s5/Molina.jpg&w=510&h=352&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=383&vpy=262&dur=94&hovh=186&hovw=270&tx=224&ty=121&sig=104270383212161173544&page=4&tbnh=162&tbnw=230&start=44&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:44) [before](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alfred+molina&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=5Cpmn0SPfqS5nM:&imgrefurl=http://forum.dvdtalk.com/other-talk/575579-what-some-most-iconic-photos-all-time-dial-up-peeps-dont-click-10.html&docid=abI02b-A0cQyLM&imgurl=http://www.pcguru.hu/pcguru/img/upload/alfred_molina.jpg&w=250&h=293&ei=kfM6T6qqDoPs0gGssfTFCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=203&sig=104270383212161173544&page=5&tbnh=177&tbnw=146&start=57&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:57&tx=93&ty=70). That’s not so weird; Alfred Molina is an indisputably handsome guy, he’s just doughy and he carries the weight in his face. But he’s got charisma to burn. Mine though, is this: I first saw Blythe Danner in _Meet the Parents_ and then _Meet the Fockers._ It was in the latter film that I first really noticed how sexy she was. So I watched _Prince of Tides_, which features a much younger Danner. Turns out I prefer the _older_ one. Even now, at age 69, I’d rather have the current Blythe Danner than the _Tides_-era one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-im-weird-because-i-think-___-is-hot/608884.md?page=3)