# I think it's an appropriate time for some "Trump FACTS" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 31, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449 "2017-03-31T20:52:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/21 "2017-03-31T23:01:03Z")
Trump brings more than 10 items through the express lane. And he tries to use expired coupons. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/22 "2017-03-31T23:01:26Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > Trump tried to appoint [Bat Boy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Boy_(character)) as Secretary of Internal Affairs but was dismayed when Bat Boy did not return his calls. Not like he was busy, Bat Boy was just hanging around. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/23 "2017-03-31T23:10:49Z")
Donald Trump thinks climate change is a myth created by the Chinese, and that the Chinese are a myth created by CNN. Donald Trump’s libido is so out of control his webpages are stuck together. Donald Trump’s tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, they also cause heart attacks and strokes. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/24 "2017-03-31T23:15:20Z")
The only resource on earth as inexhaustible as Trump’s vigor is the fakestream media. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/25 "2017-03-31T23:18:04Z")
It turns out that Victoria’s secret is that Donald Trump once paid her to pee on him. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/26 "2017-03-31T23:44:35Z")
Trump can cause grown people to cry in 140 characters or less. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/27 "2017-04-01T00:46:05Z")
-When Donald Trump was in kindergarten, he told all of his classmates that Santa wasn’t real. -Donald Trump wears black socks with sandals. -Donald Trump uses Internet Explorer. -When Donald Trump takes his dog for a walk, he doesn’t bother to clean up the dog’s poop. -Donald Trump double parks. -Donald Trump’s favorite font is Comic Sans. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/28 "2017-04-01T01:30:34Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > -When Donald Trump was in kindergarten, he told all of his classmates that Santa wasn’t real. No, he told him Santa’s real, just he likes him better than them. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > -When Donald Trump takes his dog for a walk, he doesn’t bother to clean up the dog’s poop. Too much physical exertion. False. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > -Donald Trump double parks. He learned to drive when he had a chauffeur his whole life? False. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/29 "2017-04-01T02:42:11Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > Too much physical exertion. False. With the energy expended by playing 18 holes of golf, Trump could make nine adorable puppies happy with excellent walks. Trump knows this, and has his People bring a cramped cage of nine adorable puppies along on the links, so he can sneer in their heartbreakingly sweet little faces as he golfs. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/30 "2017-04-01T03:09:42Z")
Trump is correct that Health care is complex. After all half the numbers in his health care proposal are imaginary. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/31 "2017-04-01T05:58:45Z")
Trump has signed an executive order making math jokes funny. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/32 "2017-04-01T08:31:35Z")
Donald Trump has a copyright on the phrase “You kidding me? Let’s get outta here!” with which he has been able to extract millions from Hollywood every time they use it in a movie. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/33 "2017-04-01T10:08:15Z")
Donald Trump can eat a whole pizza in 15 minutes, using a knife and fork. Donald Trump has counted to ten billion. Twice. But not on his tax returns. Donald Trump doesn’t cheat Death. Death has never been one of his business partners. Donald Trump has larger than normal-sized hands; they just look small compared to his ego. Donald Trump doesn’t sleep. He Tweets. When Donald Trump was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with a stack of twenties on it. Donald Trump will make Mexico pay for a border wall by simply staring at Mexico until they ignore him. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/34 "2017-04-01T12:03:01Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Trump has signed an executive order making math jokes funny. Wouldn’t that required to be cosined by Pence? I mean, that’s his function, right? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/35 "2017-04-01T12:28:21Z")
[ul] [li] In 1945, The Onion declared Trump “Sexiest Man Alive”.[/li][li]Trump ranks 5th in the World at _Super Mario Brothers_[/li][li]Trump invented the hamburger[/li][li]Translated into _Rotokas_ ‘Trump’ means: “Snickers Bar”[/li][li]Trump has donated a kidney three times.[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/36 "2017-04-01T12:40:54Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Wouldn’t that required to be cosined by Pence? > > I mean, that’s his function, right? Derivative. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/37 "2017-04-01T14:21:47Z")
Donald Trump’s cholesterol level is ‘Porridge’. Donald Trump looks like the kind of guy who’d pay to kill a homeless guy during the purge. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/38 "2017-04-01T14:22:55Z")
Here’s some Bannon ones (we can make fun of Bannon here too, right?) Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who’s memorised the age of consent in every state in America, and every country in the world. Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who thinks classy pornography is that which only involves one horse. Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who, by law, has to remain at least 500 yards away from the girl who played Eleven in Stranger Things. Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who made his money selling Trump those homeless guys. Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who could be cast to play the King of the Potato People in the movie of a forgotten Tolkien story. In his kindergarten production of Snow White, Steve Bannon was cast as ‘Sleazy, the forgotten dwarf’. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/39 "2017-04-01T14:58:12Z")
Trump has had more divorces than all the other US Presidents put together. And more affairs. And more unacknowledged children. And caused more abortions. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/40 "2017-04-01T16:38:42Z")
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