# I think it's an appropriate time for some "Trump FACTS" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 31, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449 "2017-03-31T20:52:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/41 "2017-04-01T17:08:03Z")
Shoulda known you guys would go off on a tangent. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/42 "2017-04-01T17:12:19Z")
Donald Trump’s executive order dealing with math jokes specifically excluded **elucidator**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/43 "2017-04-01T17:42:17Z")
Mike Pence is relieved at Ivanka’s getting a White House office because he won’t have to wear the blonde wig anymore. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/44 "2017-04-01T17:51:19Z")
> [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](#): > > Mike Pence is relieved at Ivanka’s getting a White House office because he won’t have to wear the blonde wig anymore. He’s keeping the heels. He likes what they do to his butt. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/45 "2017-04-01T19:17:26Z")
I heard he got the job by winning a Trey Gowdy look-a-like contest. Read it on the internet, don’t know how these things get started. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/46 "2017-04-01T20:35:30Z")
Donald Trump has declared April “National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Week”. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/47 "2017-04-01T20:58:45Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > In his kindergarten production of Snow White, Steve Bannon was cast as ‘Sleazy, the forgotten dwarf’. While Trump was cast as “Gropy,” the other forgotten dwarf. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/48 "2017-04-01T21:22:05Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > While Trump was cast as “Gropy,” the other forgotten dwarf. I picture him more as the wicked stepmother, standing in front of the magic mirror: _“Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the biggest hands of all?”_ _"YOUUU DOOO!!_ _“Aaaaahhh…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/49 "2017-04-01T21:36:50Z")
Trump beongs to the unclassified group of ignoble gases ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/50 "2017-04-01T21:38:41Z")
Trump is comprised of enough grease to lubricate a small nation’s industrial complex for decades ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/51 "2017-04-01T21:39:51Z")
Trump is cited to be a profound influence on the works of Stephen Gammell ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/52 "2017-04-01T21:39:52Z")
According to legend, touching Donald Trump’s hair gives you seven years good luck. Actually, it gives you chlamydia. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/53 "2017-04-01T22:01:05Z")
Trump is smarter than all the generals who fight ISIS because his army of little-handed GI Joes captured the brown Smurf village. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/54 "2017-04-01T23:09:00Z")
Sure you’re not thinking of Bannon? Looks like the spent the last two days locked in a closet frying fifty pounds of bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/55 "2017-04-01T23:16:51Z")
Facts say Trump is a stupid thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/56 "2017-04-01T23:39:21Z")
Donald Trump plans to get Mexico to pay for the wall by sending Steve Bannon out in a mankini to sunbathe on the border. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/57 "2017-04-01T23:46:57Z")
Donald Trump’s germaphobia is so severe he makes Sean Spicer take a Purell enema every time he fist fucks him and works him like a glove puppet. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Donald Trump can’t shit with his mouth shut. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/58 "2017-04-01T23:57:57Z")
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Donald Trump can’t divide by one. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/59 "2017-04-02T00:29:35Z")
Trump is as deluded as homeopathy and just as efficacious ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/60 "2017-04-02T20:55:25Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > Donald Trump’s germaphobia is so severe he makes Sean Spicer take a Purell enema every time he fist fucks him and works him like a glove puppet. Which, incidentally, he does with his alt-right hand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449.md?page=4)