# I think it's an appropriate time for some "Trump FACTS" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 31, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449 "2017-03-31T20:52:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/61 "2017-04-02T23:32:45Z")
Trump can’t make mistakes… [Go ahead, Ken, errr Chuck](http://nypost.com/video/trump-says-he-cant-make-a-mistake-then-instantly-makes-a-mistake/?utm_content=inf_4_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_0f0afd3016f011e798fc7bd31dd7c3e2) ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/62 "2017-04-03T04:26:00Z")
Donald Trump once went 17 hours without publicly embarrassing this country. It was a personal best. The Federal Transportation Dept recently concluded a study which determined that the highest potential for collisions occurred at the intersection of Donald Trump and the English language. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/63 "2017-04-03T04:42:42Z")
Donald Trump is in the works to create a White History Month. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/64 "2017-04-03T05:09:43Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I mean, that’s his function, right? I’ve always preferred sine over cosine… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/65 "2017-04-03T05:53:50Z")
Perv. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/66 "2017-04-03T06:41:03Z")
I’m straight. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/67 "2017-04-03T06:42:43Z")
Donald Trump once told a lie so big it made all his other lies seem truthful in comparison. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/68 "2017-04-03T06:46:57Z")
Donald Trump is known among Eastern European women as “The Man With The Golden Micropenis.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/69 "2017-04-03T06:52:51Z")
Donald Trump has no ego. He is all id. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/70 "2017-04-03T06:55:25Z")
When in bed with Melania, Donald Trump doesn’t use Viagra. He just closes his eyes and thinks of Russia. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/71 "2017-04-03T07:03:52Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > …Russia. You misspelled “Putin”. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/72 "2017-04-03T20:13:29Z")
Donald Trump has a rare bowel disorder the details of which are complicated and gross, but the gist of it is that technically, he is locked in a permanent state of bowel movement. This finally explains the facial expressions and why you never see him filmed from behind. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/73 "2017-04-03T23:57:46Z")
Steve Bannon is actually a golem created from scraps randomly plucked from a dumpster behind the worst Arbys in the world. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/74 "2017-04-04T02:38:03Z")
Although not often mentioned, the character “Syndrome” in _The Incredibles_ was based on Donald Trump, but had to be toned down for believability. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449/75 "2017-04-04T04:30:16Z")
Donald Trump is the founder of Al Qaeda. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-an-appropriate-time-for-some-trump-facts/783449.md?page=3)