# I think it's time I leave

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400 "2001-02-14T02:12:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/61 "2001-02-14T23:09:37Z")

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No, no you can’t leave us now. Damn you for looking so good [in your tuxedo](http://home.att.net/~jskellogg/lynda/linda28.htm). How can we bear to go on without [your handsome good looks](http://home.att.net/~jskellogg/proofs/album/page1/alb-018.htm) [sub] he’s the one on the left [/sub]

Sob Why for the love of God why?

Don’t be a stranger. I wish you nothing but the best.

Cindi

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/62 "2001-02-14T23:44:40Z")

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Hey, **Crunchy** ,

Will you wear _the jacket_ at your book-signing engagements?  
[sub]_I am NOT taunting the jacket. Repeat: I am NOT taunting the jacket._[/sub]😉

–Kris

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/63 "2001-02-15T00:02:03Z")

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**Mermaid** , sweetie, couldn’t you have linked to pix of me at the People Pages instead of those? I can’t stand those pix from ym sister’s wedding - they were taken only a few weeks after I’d quit drinking and drugs and I look like crap. I only posted them as proof that I didn’t wear that nasty tux throughout the entire ceremony.

And **Tabithina** - I doubt I’d wear that jacket anywhere in public. The reception doesn’t count cuz that was all family and friends anyway. And you know I still can’t see your name without thinking of that stupid song?  
_Taaaaabithina  
A cool newbie posting to the boards…_ 😉

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/64 "2001-02-15T00:28:02Z")

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Hey! I thought you were leaving?? Go already! Damn.

-Silver Fire, who thinks this was all a scam to get attention. (And we say Jack Batty’s the attention whore around here. :rolleyes: Look out Jack! You may have met your match!)

You know I’m kidding, Crunchy. Got nothin’ but love for ya. Do your thang, boy. (I have been quoting rap songs left and right today. (We won’t mention up-side-down (is that really hyphenated?) or sideways. 😃 ))

Wow, I just used a whole lotta parentheses in that last sentence.

Okay, I’m leaving now. (Not the boards. Even if I _was_ leaving, I wouldn’t start a big, tearful “Oh, look at me! I’m leaving!” goodbye thread. Attention whore.)

Woo!

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/65 "2001-02-15T01:00:55Z")

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well…well…POO!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/66 "2001-02-15T01:19:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*-Silver Fire, who thinks this was all a scam to get attention. (And we say Jack Batty’s the attention whore around here. :rolleyes: Look out Jack! You may have met your match!) \*\*

No kidding, here I am in the middle of my own self enforced exile, and here comes **Crunchy** with a big announcement.

Damn, I should have started my own thread first.

Anyhoo, I’m with you in spirit **Monssieur Frog**. I too have felt the pressures of the real world curtailing my time here. With any luck, we’ll both get our individual poop together and come back with a vengance.

Later.

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/67 "2001-02-15T03:04:15Z")

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You will be missed, I think. Hey, will you publish under the name “Crunchy Frog,” or will you use some clever nom de plume, like “Lark’s Vomit” or “Throatwobbler Mangrove?” I’m buying my copies in hardback – we’ve got to support the SDMB legends.

Best of luck.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/68 "2001-02-15T03:16:48Z")

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bye, Krusty…I mean Crunchy. Keep working on the smoking cessation. Just think “smegma-like concretions”!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/69 "2001-02-15T13:48:21Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
\*\ ***Mermaid** , sweetie, couldn’t you have linked to pix of me at the People Pages?

[As you wish](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/crunchy_frog.html)😃

:giggle giggle:[sub](he called me sweetie)[/sub] :giggle giggle:

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**Author:** ![Clucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Clucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clucky)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/70 "2001-02-15T14:55:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Clucky \*  
> \*\ ***Crunchy** , in your honor, I am going to fly my flag at half-mast. That is, if I had a flag. And, I will wear a black arm band … if I were so inclined to find a black arm band. I will also take it upon my own shoulders to replace your wit on the sdmb … if that were possible. \*\*

**Crunchy** responded:

> [@](#):
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> **Clucky - Dude, I’m not dead or dying or leaving for good. I just want to get this book rolling, then I’ll be back.**

This is why we’ll miss this guy. He even takes time out to mock a guy for _almost_ honoring him for his temporary leave of absence. (Psst, I was joking, except about your wit.)

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/71 "2001-02-20T16:53:23Z")

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I leave for two weeks and you people let **Froggy** get away??? What is WRONG with you all!? Do I HAVE to sit here at my computer every minute to make sure things run smoothly?? I’m disgusted. Novel schmovel. Who will flirt with me now??

::walks off wailing and gnashing teeth::

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**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/72 "2001-02-20T21:29:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Palandine \*  
> \*\*yadda yadda yadda yadda blowjob yadda yadda yadda…
> 
> \*\*

Hey! That’s my line! Crunchy, I haven’t been around much lately myself and I just caught this thread! Don’t stay gone for too long. We’ll miss you and you know we all love you! If nothing else just stop by for a good ego stroking every now and again. Hugs,

Stacy

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/73 "2001-02-20T22:24:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*Who will flirt with me now??
> 
> \*\*

…about 3/4 of the guys on the board…

```
How YOU doin' ? :D
```

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/74 "2001-02-20T22:43:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> \*\*…about 3/4 of the guys on the board…
> 
> ```
> How YOU doin' ? :D **
> 
> ```

Done in true Froggy style, lurker. I salute you!

[sub]Unless you were serious, in which case I’m intrigued.[/sub] 😃

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-its-time-i-leave/54400/75 "2001-02-21T00:46:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> > \*\*…about 3/4 of the guys on the board…
> > 
> > ```
> > How YOU doin' ? :D **
> > 
> > ```
> 
> Done in true Froggy style, lurker. I salute you!
> 
> [sub]Unless you were serious, in which case I’m intrigued.[/sub] 😃 \*\*

…and if you’re intrigued, I’m serious 😃

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