# I think I've found him
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 11, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536 "2023-04-11T22:17:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/1 "2023-04-11T22:17:19Z")
I’m pretty sure I’ve found him; by him I’m referring to long-lost Doper @Master_Wang-Ka, author of what is the best non-OP on this board. (The best OP post would, of course, be @Scylla’s [The Horror of Blimps](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horror-of-blimps/152885))
The best non-OP would have to be how to _permanently_ stop the JWs from coming to your house early on a weekend morning after you’ve been up all night gaming. In case you’ve forgotten in the 20 (!) years since that post, it’s [to chase them down the street in your underwear while wielding a (broad)sword](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theyre-back-the-door-to-door-salesmen-from-hell/147402/18)
It looks like he’s alive & (maybe no so) well & living in Belgium. Surely it’s not possible, out of the **7+ billion** people in the world, that there are _two separate_ people who grab a sword at the end of a night of [playing board games](https://nypost.com/2023/04/11/monopoly-match-ends-in-samurai-sword-fight-2-hospitalized/)?
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### Author:  [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/2 "2023-04-12T21:55:34Z")
…Belgium? Seriously?
In all seriousness, at first glance, it looks like something I’d do. But in my case, I wasn’t mad at the people I’d been playing games with. I was mad at the dratted Jehovah’s Witnesses for waking me up much too early on a Saturday morning for the umpteenth time.
Picking up a sword just because you lost at Monopoly? Pfffft.
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/3 "2023-04-12T22:15:31Z")
From the linked article:
> [@](#):
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> This isn’t the first time someone has been attacked with a samurai sword in modern times.
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### Author:  [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/4 "2023-04-13T02:01:32Z")
_staples [Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka) to the board so he can never go away n’more_
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/5 "2023-04-13T02:06:28Z")
Watch your mouths, both of you! Even on a board as open as this, there are still some words we don’t allow.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2023, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/6 "2023-04-13T02:07:50Z")
> [@Chronos](#):
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> Watch your mouths, both of you! Even on a board as open as this, there are still some words we don’t allow. -
Yeah, I was about to flag that completely gratuitous use
of the B-word.
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/7 "2023-04-13T16:51:16Z")
Damn. I thought this was going to be about Waldo.
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### Author:  [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-ive-found-him/982536/8 "2023-04-13T19:25:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> about Waldo.
Where?