# I think Jello should read this. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 11, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948 "2002-04-11T01:28:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/21 "2002-04-11T03:03:43Z")
Aw, **ringmeat** , er, **ringmaster** , wassa matter little guy? Feeling a little peeved because you’re starting to realize masturbation and building model airplanes aren’t all there is to life? Feeling a little worried because your sad little “worldview” gets challenged, and even made fun of? That’s OK, little guy. Just huff another tube of glue and go sleepy-bye. ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/22 "2002-04-11T03:15:02Z")
**Ender** , I bow to thee. I am not worthy to lick your boots after that. And **Ringmaster** , as someone so beautifully pointed out, if you don’t give a fuck, then why are you blowing a gasket? Needless to say, I find that quite humorous. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/23 "2002-04-11T03:15:55Z")
I know that “Juggalo” is somehow the term for a fan of ICP (they have _fans_?) but um, what exactly does it mean and where the fuck did it come from? ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/24 "2002-04-11T03:19:16Z")
You can’t kill the rooster, motherfucker! ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/25 "2002-04-11T03:20:47Z")
I don’t know what the big deal is all about. I always thought they were the unwanted result of an all night orgy involving the members of a lousy Kiss cover-band, Fred Phelps, Ann Coulter and Dr. Laura. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/26 "2002-04-11T04:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Welcome to our newest member, great milenko Oooooo, reinforcements. _makes popcorn_ ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/27 "2002-04-11T04:27:36Z")
I’ve treated ICP fans with a bit of tolerance, because two friends of mine were ‘converted’ into foaming-at-the-mouth, following-the-band, multiple-concerts-per-month groupies. I have had to listen to their music. I have had to hear about their concerts. I have had to learn about their stupid obsession with Faygo and their juvenile, self-aggrandizing, wannabe-controversial antics. And now, this. All I have to say is: Ender, **thank you very much**. ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/28 "2002-04-11T04:33:44Z")
Oh my god, I forgot all about Faygo. My brother’s obsessed with it. It tastes like medicine. Earth to Juggalo: Just because your band likes it doesn’t mean it’s a quality product… ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/29 "2002-04-11T04:34:19Z")
Wow… All hail Ender! That’s what I like in a Pit thread! –==the sax man==– ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/30 "2002-04-11T04:59:11Z")
Wow. Thanks all! I think the biggest compliment so far is that I have silenced my bitch. I trained him well and ringmaster only speaks now when spoken to. He’s a good little clownette. Yes he is. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/31 "2002-04-11T05:16:59Z")
Slow night eh? ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/32 "2002-04-11T05:19:22Z")
What the hell’s Faygo? ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/33 "2002-04-11T05:32:24Z")
[It’s a soft drink](http://www.faygo.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/34 "2002-04-11T05:40:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > **You, however, can only call me Master. I shall be your Dominatrix** Not to nitpick this latter-day version of the Lincoln-Douglas debates\*, but isn’t there a touch of gender confusion in the above statement? - ringmaster: Two guys who talked to each other a long, long time ago. Don’t worry about it. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/35 "2002-04-11T13:24:51Z")
All I’m going to say about ICP is… [Sharon Osbourne](http://www.rollingstone.com/news/newsarticle.asp?nid=8904&cf=2245) kicked their tails. The lady is lethal. And if their gangsta white-boy tails can be routed by an english housewife, what kind of credibility can they have? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/36 "2002-04-11T14:13:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by E-Sabbath \* > \*\*All I’m going to say about ICP is… > > [Sharon Osbourne](http://www.rollingstone.com/news/newsarticle.asp?nid=8904&cf=2245) kicked their tails. > The lady is lethal. > > And if their gangsta white-boy tails can be routed by an english housewife, what kind of credibility can they have? \*\* Not to defend ICP, but calling Sharon Osbourne an “English housewife” is akin to calling Julius Caesar “some Italian guy”. The woman has a formidable brain and a sharp tongue, which she’s not in the least shy to use. Sharon definitely rocks… jayjay ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/37 "2002-04-11T14:21:45Z")
Y’know, sending me an email full of the words “FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!” over and over again _really_ proves your manliness. I’m _so_ impressed. :rolleyes: Like I said, undersexed teenage boys and their posturing… ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/38 "2002-04-11T15:13:53Z")
I got one too. All this because I don’t listen to the same music as you, ringmaster? I’m flattered. Kids these days… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/39 "2002-04-11T15:34:55Z")
Is it me or have we been overrun by underage nitwits of late? Did school get out early for the summer? Good job **Enderw24**. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/40 "2002-04-11T15:42:19Z")
I didn’t get one. I feel so…offput. And yes, there probably was a tad bit of gender confusion. But I figured that it would hurt my bitch more if a woman was doing the whipping. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948.md?page=3)