# I think Jello should read this.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 11, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948 "2002-04-11T01:28:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Aleq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@Aleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aleq)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/41 "2002-04-11T15:42:42Z")

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Hey, I’m a 43 year old bisexual grandmother and for some reason ICP just cracks me up. So you don’t HAVE to be a prepubescent, homophobic moron to like them, although I have very little doubt that it helps…

De gustibus non disputandem est and shit–and liking a band’s music does not automatically enable a person to accurately pigeonhole another. After all, if it were so easy I’d just have to open fire at a Garth Brooks concert to get rid of people _I_ don’t like!

So by all means, flame away at ringmeat for his stupidy ranting, but tar not all of us ICP listeners with the same poop smeared brush, thanks ever so… 😉

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/42 "2002-04-11T16:18:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Aleq \*  
> \*\*Hey, I’m a 43 year old bisexual grandmother and for some reason ICP just cracks me up. So you don’t HAVE to be a prepubescent, homophobic moron to like them, although I have very little doubt that it helps…
> 
> De gustibus non disputandem est and shit–and liking a band’s music does not automatically enable a person to accurately pigeonhole another. After all, if it were so easy I’d just have to open fire at a Garth Brooks concert to get rid of people _I_ don’t like!
> 
> So by all means, flame away at ringmeat for his stupidy ranting, but tar not all of us ICP listeners with the same poop smeared brush, thanks ever so… 😉 \*\*

FWIW, I don’t think anyone is calling **ringworm** immature simply 'cause he likes ICP. We are calling him immature 'cause of his behavior in this thread and in his e-mails.

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**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/43 "2002-04-11T17:20:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by E-Sabbath \*  
> \*\*All I’m going to say about ICP is…
> 
> [Sharon Osbourne](http://www.rollingstone.com/news/newsarticle.asp?nid=8904&cf=2245) kicked their tails.  
> The lady is lethal.
> 
> And if their gangsta white-boy tails can be routed by an english housewife, what kind of credibility can they have? \*\*

The funny thing about this is that I saw that bit on the Howard Stern show. I’m not a Howard Stern watcher (really, I’m not), but watching Sharon rip them some new ones made me laugh my ass off.

Many months later, when I first saw promos for “The Osbournes,” I knew I would love it.

Oh, and **Ender** –that’s a masterful pit thread if ever I saw one.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/44 "2002-04-11T17:29:54Z")

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**Moderator’s Notes:** How many of you have received harassing e-mail from **ringmaster**? And if any of you still have it, would you be so kind as to forward it to me with the headers intact. We’re considering initiating a little dialogue with his ISP; I need some data to send them.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/45 "2002-04-11T17:40:34Z")

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Aw hell, Ender. You didn’t leave anything to mop up.

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/46 "2002-04-11T18:04:18Z")

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Man, this thread **RAWKS!**

:: Holds up lighter ::

Encore! Encore!

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/47 "2002-04-11T18:22:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by P.T. Smegma \*  
> **Feeling a little peeved because you’re starting to realize masturbation and building model airplanes aren’t all there is to life?**

There’s more? :eek:😃

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/48 "2002-04-11T18:25:43Z")

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The situation has been dealt with.

I’m sure nothing else need be said.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/49 "2002-04-11T18:30:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TubaDiva \*  
> \*\*The situation has been dealt with.
> 
> I’m sure nothing else need be said.
> 
> your humble TubaDiva  
> Administrator \*\*

So I shouldn’t go start a “Why was ringmaster banned?” thread?😃

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/50 "2002-04-11T18:42:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by \*\*TubaDiva \*\*\*  
> nothing else need be said.

_points finger at **Ferrous** _

OoooooooooOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOH!

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**Author:** ![Du\_Hast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f0a364/32.png) [@Du\_Hast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Du_Hast)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/51 "2002-04-11T18:49:35Z")

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ringworm, you make me want to delete the ICP songs I have on Kazaa and forget they ever existed. But I won’t, because I know it is not their fault morons like you exist.

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/52 "2002-04-11T21:29:21Z")

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_rereads thread and feels really stupid_

Wow, I could have sworn **ringmaster** was kidding. A juggalo who can spell. Now there’s something you don’t see every day.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/53 "2002-04-11T22:06:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Daowajan \*  
> \*\*_rereads thread and feels really stupid_
> 
> Wow, I could have sworn **ringmaster** was kidding. A juggalo who can spell. Now there’s something you don’t see every day. \*\*

You almost had me agreeing with you, until I got The Email.

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/54 "2002-04-11T22:20:36Z")

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I even noticed “Location: The Dark Carnival” in the OP’s profile and thought “I’ll bet he changed it just to make this thread so it looked more convincing.”

:wally

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/55 "2002-04-11T23:28:47Z")

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Insane Clown Posse?

Juggaloes?

Dark Carnival?  
Just what in the name of Duane Allman is going on 'round these parts.  
Ferchrisakes, I just figured out what the hell Emo was the other day. I can’t keep up with all this new fangled, fancy-schmancy Rock-n-Rap-Emo-Nutzy-Mime-Troupe-Whatchamacallit stuff you kids are listening to these days.

I guess all just go slap some wax on the ol’ phograph. King Crimson take me away.

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/56 "2002-04-11T23:38:38Z")

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Trust me **Jack** , you’re better off this way.

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-jello-should-read-this/102948/57 "2002-04-12T17:00:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \*  
> **I just figured out what the hell Emo was the other day.**

[Emo Phillips?](http://www.emophillips.com/)

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