# I think matt\_mcl likes me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071 "2000-09-13T20:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/21 "2000-09-25T18:23:33Z")
Mmmmmmmm… no, still not gettin’ it. I mean, what’s the deal? Do you like me or not? 😉 ( **Girl Next Door** , your response was appropriate and had me snarfing iced tea on my computer. ;)) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/22 "2000-09-25T18:29:05Z")
What part of yes didn’t you understand? Do I have to sit on your dick in front of god and everybody, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/23 "2000-09-25T18:31:55Z")
Besides, it wouldn’t go like that. First of all, I most assuredly do _not_ sleep nekkid - that “ripe buttock” would be clothed in about three layers of sweats, undies, blankets and whatever else I needed to keep me buns warm. Secondly, I do not sleep “angelicly” - rumor has it I snore and I’m a bed hog, plus I toss and turn a lot. And what’s with this “firm ivory chest” thing? Puh-lease - I haven’t worked out in _months_. Try “sallow pale undeveloped sag” in its place. And, “His halo of unkempt blonde hair falls artistically down the alabaster statuary of his face?” Puh-lease - you’ve been reading Jackie Collins again, haven’t you? And let me just tell you, I may sleep soundly, but if some strange man crawls into bed with me, Mary, I am _grumpy_ when you wake me up. Now add to that it’s somebody I wasn’t expecting in the middle of the night - plus he’s _naked_ - well, let’s just say I have a fencing foil hanging on my wall, and although I am not proficient in the swishy-poke arts, I can still club you to death with it. Plus my screams and my jumping out of bed would probably wake my housemates, thus having the police called post-haste. I’d hate to see you in jail, dear. And let’s just say it out loud - I don’t do sex in the morning. No, no, no, no, no. You reach for my “throbbing manhood” and I’ll cut your arm off. And don’t even try to make me recognize who you are, let alone have intelligent conversation, when I’m pre-tea. Few have survived such encounters. So, all in all, quite romantic, and it gives me the impression that my original suspicion that you might, indeed, have some “thing” for me might be true, but wholly unrealistic. Now, if you want to hear how _I’d_ do it… 😛 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/24 "2000-09-25T18:36:15Z")
Sure, Esprix! Let’s hear!!! 😉 (Yes, I’m weird. Yer point?) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/25 "2000-09-25T19:14:44Z")
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Remember: I’m a bottom, semi-hairy, and uncut. ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/26 "2000-09-25T19:17:02Z")
Don’t keep us waiting… ---
**Author:** ![Kupek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90db22/32.png) [@Kupek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kupek)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/27 "2000-09-25T19:20:11Z")
_“What part of yes didn’t you understand? Do I have to sit on your dick in front of god and everybody, or what?”_ You’d better believe that’s a keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/28 "2000-09-25T19:54:22Z")
Is it hot in here or is it just me…? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/29 "2000-09-25T20:10:19Z")
\<\\> O lordy. Lordy lordy lordy. “:eek:” indeed… There’s going to be a slight fog of sensual funk across the planet today, as people read this thread and their hormones go, “SPANG-G-G-G-G.” I love it. ---
**Author:** ![JTR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@JTR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JTR)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/30 "2000-09-25T20:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **Besides, it wouldn’t go like that…** Romance collides with reality… I’m having a good laugh and enjoying the hell out of this thread. Thanks, guys! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/31 "2000-09-25T20:19:19Z")
Wow. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/32 "2000-09-25T20:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Davidson \* > \*\*Is it hot in here or is it just me…? \*\* No, I believe it’s Matt and Esprix. We have yet to see if _you’re_ hot too. (Esprix, we’re all waiting) ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/33 "2000-09-25T20:36:44Z")
Holy Fright! I hope no one walks by my desk - I’m blushing. Matt, you should write romance novels! ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/34 "2000-09-25T20:42:25Z")
Wow. Hurry up, **Esprix!** I’m dying of suspense! Again, wow. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/35 "2000-09-25T20:48:37Z")
Wow. OK, that settles it - I’m going gay. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/36 "2000-09-25T20:58:06Z")
BunnyGirl: [http://www.tommyhawksfantasyworld.com/montrealais](http://www.tommyhawksfantasyworld.com/montrealais) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/37 "2000-09-25T21:07:33Z")
BlackKnight: Oh goody! I get a toaster oven! ---
**Author:** ![JTR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@JTR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JTR)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/38 "2000-09-25T21:23:52Z")
**matt\_mcl** : There’s some excellent writing there, and I congratulate you on it. But I have to ask–are you able to include in your stories the real-life peevishness of an Esprix-like character? I think you need at least one story at that site with the line, **“And let’s just say it out loud - I don’t do sex in the morning. No, no, no, no, no. You reach for my “throbbing manhood” and I’ll cut your arm off."** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/39 "2000-09-25T21:30:38Z")
I’ll think about it. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/40 "2000-09-25T21:32:42Z")
By the way: thanks for your kind words about my writing. I really appreciate it. 🙂 (hugs) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=3)