# I think matt\_mcl likes me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071 "2000-09-13T20:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/41 "2000-09-25T22:09:49Z")
Well, reading this thread apparently answers the question posed in some other thread about whether straight women are turned on by gay men. For me, at least, the answer is YES. **Esprix** , I am also waiting to hear how you would do it. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/42 "2000-09-25T22:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Remember: I’m a bottom, semi-hairy, and uncut. \*\* Hey Matt, maybe next time you can be a little more open, you know, spare no details kinda thing ;). You two are like sooooooooo cute when you flirt! tee hee Oh and Esprix, perhaps next time you can go the Middle School route: **Do you like me? Yes [] No []** ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/43 "2000-09-25T22:28:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*…although I am not proficient in the swishy-poke arts…Esprix \*\* That ain’t what _ **I** _ hear, honey. If ever there was a quote that cried out to be taken out of context, this one is it. Oh, and Matt? you just crawl on into MY bed, _mon cher cheval quebecois._ I DO sleep nude, I LOVE sex in the morning, and best of all I’m not utterly devoid of romantic imagination like some blanket-toting thumb-suckers I know. Why do you keep chasing after that… that GAY GUY… when you could have a meatier, funnier, and altogether more grateful online object of affection right here? (you folks should read the letter I wrote to Matt in my “steamy love letters” thread.) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/44 "2000-09-25T22:47:32Z")
My dear Quebecois \*horse??? ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/45 "2000-09-25T23:05:53Z")
Perhaps he was implying that you’re hung like one? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/46 "2000-09-25T23:55:45Z")
All people, you owe me a bottle of windex ! My monitor will never be the same. And Matt, what a talented, lustful guy you are. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/47 "2000-09-25T23:56:56Z")
sigh , Should have been- All right people. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/48 "2000-09-26T00:11:38Z")
_long, loooong pause, mouth still hanging open_ _realizes that she must look silly so she regains composure_ Um, I think he likes you, too. Though he _did_ call me “hella cute” one time…but that’s a common reaction when it comes to me! ;^D ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/49 "2000-09-26T00:35:22Z")
_dreamy sigh_ Matt, that was _wonderful writing_ **Matt\_mcl** , you can write for me _ANYTIME_ That was lovely. I do sleep nude and love hairy bottom guys crawling into my bed in the middle of the night. I love sex in the morning! **Chef Troy** , can you get out of town without the wife being suspicious? I live a mere 3 hours away in lovely, liberal Austin. You’re welcome to visit anytime! ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/50 "2000-09-26T01:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by InternetLegend \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Lord Davidson \* > > \*\*Is it hot in here or is it just me…? \*\* > > No, I believe it’s Matt and Esprix. We have yet to see if _you’re_ hot too. > > (Esprix, we’re all waiting) \*\* :rolleyes: No, just playing on the sexual tension in here… “Girls, Lisa, boys kiss _girls_…” –Marge Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/51 "2000-09-26T02:50:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*Perhaps he was implying that you’re hung like one? 😃 \*\* Well, that and I’d like to ride him off into the sunset. _grin_ Matt, I suppose I **could** have called you _ma petite verre du jus de choucroute_… is that better? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/52 "2000-09-26T04:58:36Z")
_No._ How about just “mon beau gars”? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/53 "2000-09-26T14:20:28Z")
Whatever you say, _mon beau morceau de viande._ _silly grin_ Now leave that sallow, callow youth and _me baiser._ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/54 "2000-09-26T15:16:06Z")
OK, **matt** likes me, **Chef Troy** seems to have it in for me. ☹ My, I seem to have painted myself into a corner, haven’t I? Now I need to, er, _respond_. I’ll see what I can come up with. 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/55 "2000-09-26T15:19:12Z")
WOOHOO! _settles in to wait for Esprix’s “response.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/56 "2000-09-26T15:57:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*OK, **matt** likes me, **Chef Troy** seems to have it in for me. ☹ > \*\* _whispers_ I don’t have it in for you, big fella…I’m just trying to get me some matt. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/57 "2000-09-26T16:47:25Z")
Beautiful writing matt. Absolutely wonderful. Reading that _will_ manage to destroy my next cham lab grade (third person passive indeed) but the sacrifice is worth the glow. Why is the unapreciative Esprix worth that? (Although I seem to recall behaving like said Esprix from time to time.) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/58 "2000-09-26T17:07:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Why is the unapreciative Esprix worth that? (Although I seem to recall behaving like said Esprix from time to time.) Being his slave, what shall I do but tend upon the hours and times of his desire? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/59 "2000-09-27T01:39:17Z")
He hasn’t responded yet. I feel so… hurt. ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/60 "2000-09-27T01:46:28Z")
There, there, **matt** , he’s probably thinking of something spectacular for you… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=4)