# I think matt\_mcl likes me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071 "2000-09-13T20:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/61 "2000-09-27T14:56:50Z")
Hey, how long did it take you to respond to this thread in the first place? Bad Canadian! No moose! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/62 "2000-09-27T15:52:27Z")
_throws hands into the air_ I give up, Matt. If you want to keep chasing after your alabaster-chested pretty boy while he keeps on being coy, FINE. I’ll just go over here, curl up into a ball, and eat wet cigarettes in the dark. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/63 "2000-09-27T16:21:23Z")
Now don’t do that. _goes over in the corner to keep Cheffie company while Esprix writes_ …or is that tacky? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/64 "2000-09-27T17:57:08Z")
Hmph. You think I’m going to just come running back because you’re bored waiting for the ice queen to answer you? _quick surreptitious just-kidding wink to Esprix_ Ecoutez, Montrealais… I’m pouting right now. You’re going to have to work a little harder than that to salve my hurt feelings. _bursts into theatrically melodramatic sobbing_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/65 "2000-09-27T20:15:28Z")
_dries Cheffie’s tears_ _with my tongue_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/66 "2000-09-28T15:23:54Z")
_sigh_ Me and Cheffie… alone and forgotten. Together. Hm. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/67 "2000-09-28T16:17:53Z")
Now this is getting _really_ interesting… ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/68 "2000-09-28T16:43:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Now this is getting _really_ interesting… \*\* I’LL say it is. Matt, why don’t you come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/69 "2000-09-28T16:51:45Z")
Imagine Esprix’ chagrin…oh well, he had his chance and he blew it (NO pun intended!) Matt honey, I see a golden opportunity for you here. Cheffie is a hottie! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/70 "2000-09-29T13:22:09Z")
Don’t think I don’t know what’s going on. Harumph. Harumph, I say. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Hotaruna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc29f/32.png) [@Hotaruna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hotaruna)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/71 "2000-10-10T18:18:30Z")
OK, it’s been two weeks, and I don’t know about anyone else, but _I’m_ still waiting expectantly for **Esprix** ’s response. What’s the holdup over there? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/72 "2000-10-10T18:50:29Z")
I think it might be something for just **matt** ’s delicately curved, sensuous ears… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/73 "2000-10-10T19:50:56Z")
Oh, but Esprix! You’re just going to leave us all hanging after such a wonderfully drawn out build up? How could you!?! ::pouts:: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/74 "2000-10-10T20:50:57Z")
Quite simple - leave them weak and begging for more. Words to live by. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/75 "2000-10-12T02:54:06Z")
Well, I haven’t received anything. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/76 "2000-10-12T04:00:56Z")
wow… I just came across this thread… wow. matt, may your oh-so-talented fingers work their magic forever. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/77 "2000-10-12T13:48:35Z")
How many times to I have to say it, Matt? Esprix is a tease. He’s vaporware. Whereas I have proven that I deliver by writing you a mash note in my “naughty love letters from Cheffie” thread. (sigh) I guess I shouldn’t wait around to be noticed by someone whose head is turned by pretty boys… _stalks out and slams the door_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/78 "2000-10-12T14:06:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** _ > > Well, I haven’t received anything. :mad: Patience, child. {sigh} Youth - wasted on the young… 😉 And **Chef Troy** , what good do affections do you - you’re _married_, dear, something neither **matt** nor I am. Perhaps lusting after a lustable object such as you is simply not worth the effort, as you’re the ultimate unattainable prize, whereas I, newly singled, am quite attainable, _n’est-ce pas_? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/79 "2000-10-12T14:15:16Z")
Yo, what about **Goboy**? Why isn’t anyone fighting to acquire territorial rights over my luscious form? I’m ready, willing, and available. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/80 "2000-10-12T15:23:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **Chef Troy** , what good do affections do you - you’re _married_, dear, something neither **matt** nor I am. Perhaps lusting after a lustable object such as you is simply not worth the effort, as you’re the ultimate unattainable prize, whereas I, newly singled, am quite attainable, _n’est-ce pas_? > > Esprix \*\* _slowly_ Soooooo… you’re saying… I’m a lustable object? I can live with that. I _ **do** _ take issue with the idea that matt’s attentions wouldn’t do me any good just because I can’t fly to Canada and pin him to the mattress. However, I see your point. Sigh. Can I watch, then? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=5)