# I think matt\_mcl likes me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071 "2000-09-13T20:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/81 "2000-10-13T13:29:34Z")
Oh, now I’ve gone from vapid, flightly, cocktease blond to something you’d want to watch? Hardly. 😛 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/82 "2000-10-13T13:40:56Z")
Hey, many porno stars probably have personality flaws just as deep as yours 😉 and I’d never want to _ **date** _ them… but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to watch them make the sign of the triple-gilled aardvark to the accompaniment of the kind of 70s music that relies heavily on the wicky machine. Besides, my main interest was seeing matt in action. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/83 "2000-10-13T13:44:03Z")
besides, I never said you were vapid. I said you were _vaporware_ – i.e., something that fails to deliver on its grandiose promises. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/84 "2000-10-13T18:54:02Z")
ExCUSE ME! _taps foot in annoyance_ I thought this was supposed to be about _me!_ I am, after all, the title of this thread! And with my birthday tomorrow, too! Humph. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/85 "2000-10-13T20:32:07Z")
May I point your attention, matt, to the line in my above post that says, “my main interest was to see matt in action”? It IS about you, _cher_. So what do you want for your birthday? A privately delivered (via email), too-spicy-for-the-boards mash note? _licks lips_ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/86 "2000-10-13T21:40:31Z")
Come now, Cheffie, you can’t deny the rest of us the pleasure of seeing what you have cooked up for dear Matt for his birthday. I for one am enjoying this whole thing immensely. Share with the group! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/87 "2000-10-13T22:15:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*_licks lips_ \*\* _licks Chef’s lips too_ Ooh, that sounds luscious. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/88 "2000-10-13T22:38:17Z")
Aiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/89 "2000-10-14T00:45:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by goboy \* > \*\*Yo, what about **Goboy**? Why isn’t anyone fighting to acquire territorial rights over my luscious form? I’m ready, willing, and available. \*\* Hey Goboy, can you come down the hall to this here back room with me? I gots something I want to show you :)… ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/90 "2000-10-14T00:57:06Z")
\ What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul. What does a gay man bring on a second date? What second date? Boys. Yeesh. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/91 "2000-10-14T01:03:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Come now, Cheffie, you can’t deny the rest of us the pleasure of seeing what you have cooked up for dear Matt for his birthday. I for one am enjoying this whole thing immensely. Share with the group! \*\* Geo, were you the kind of kid who went to birthday parties and then wanted to unwrap the presents yourself? If it’s too hot for the boards, then by definition I can’t share it with the group. If you want to indulge your curiosity, then you can try to convince matt to forward it to you after I send it to him. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/92 "2000-10-14T01:06:18Z")
Chef, honey, you’re not the only one who likes to watch. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/93 "2000-10-19T05:05:46Z")
_tied to computer with cobwebs_ ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/94 "2000-10-19T05:18:57Z")
And I always thought he had some bizarre attraction to ME! P.S. Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/95 "2000-10-19T15:46:10Z")
The impatience of youth. I suppose anticipation isn’t part of foreplay for you? Tut, tut, dear **matt** - I’m disappointed. Tell you what - I’ll give you something to think about. C’mere. No, closer, I want to whisper in your ear. {begins to whisper, which turns into a faint whisper of breath, warm on the ear, which is interrupted by a light fluttering of tongue around the curvature of the ear, ending with a slight nibble on the earlobe} Simple, but ever so effective, _n’est-ce pas_? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/96 "2000-10-19T15:59:46Z")
…but I have to say this. Anticipation _is_ a turn on, but not when it lasts nearly a month!! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/97 "2000-10-20T13:07:17Z")
_BZZT_ (the sound produced by canadian brains shorting out) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/98 "2000-10-20T13:24:05Z")
See? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/99 "2000-10-20T14:05:49Z")
_blindly struggling his way out of a sexual haze of lust_ …grft…not…FAIR!..Aaack! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071/100 "2000-10-20T18:56:25Z")
Who said life was fair? It can, however, be _very_ pleasurable… {evil grin} C’mere, little boy - I gots something to _shows_ ya… Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-matt_mcl-likes-me/33071.md?page=4)