# I Think Montana Fishburne is Kinda Hot **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 28, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783 "2010-08-28T13:01:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/1 "2010-08-28T13:01:46Z")
I have mentioned elsewhere on The Dope that I find Snookie and JWoWW of _Jersey Shore_ to be hot (although I no longer think Snookie is), so that may reflect poorly on my taste, but I think Montana Fishburne is fine. Of course, she bears an uncanny resemblance to her very un-fine father, and I heard that she has a bad case of ass acne, but she’s not too hard on the eyes otherwise. Am I insane? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/2 "2010-08-28T13:19:51Z")
[She certainly looks hot here.](http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/smh-montana-fishburne1.jpg) (NSFW) [But she doesn’t look hot here.](http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0730-montana-fishburne-00.jpg) (SFW) So, I guess she’s hot after an hour in makeup. Btw, Snookie _is_ hot. I’m fine bashing on her and her lifestyle but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot. Yahoo! did a series where they showed celebrities without makeup and airbrushing and I thought Snookie looked even hotter. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/3 "2010-08-28T13:22:31Z")
I thought montana looked hot in both of those pictures ACM, Snooki on the other hand wouldn’t look hot if you set her on fire. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/4 "2010-08-28T13:24:17Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > I thought montana looked hot in both of those pictures ACM, Snooki on the other hand wouldn’t look hot if you set her on fire. Really? I thought she was a 4 in the second picture. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/5 "2010-08-28T13:43:22Z")
After a bit of searching I found the video online. It would be completely uninteresting if not for the fact that her father was famous. The comments are hilarious, though. > [@aceofluv](#): > > I guess we will find out how far her rabbit hole goes! > [@bigfred](#): > > dont let neo near her trinity and fucking like that… hahahaha!! ass acne too damn funny… hahahaha!!! > [@publicenemy](#): > > nothing special her ass looks like a spotted egg and she looks boring as hell As well as others that I’d probably get in trouble for sharing in this thread. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/6 "2010-08-28T23:21:10Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > [She certainly looks hot here.](http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/smh-montana-fishburne1.jpg) (NSFW) > > [But she doesn’t look hot here.](http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0730-montana-fishburne-00.jpg) (SFW) > > So, I guess she’s hot after an hour in makeup. > > Btw, Snookie _is_ hot. I’m fine bashing on her and her lifestyle but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot. Yahoo! did a series where they showed celebrities without makeup and airbrushing and I thought Snookie looked even hotter. YMMV. Pic 1: HOT Pic 2: Still pretty good-looking As for Snookie…Meh. I can’t stomach her anymore. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/7 "2010-08-28T23:26:33Z")
She’s actually a pretty enough girl with a nice enough body, but the spots on her ass are unforgivable. It made me understand why they called her “Chippy D”-- she looks like a freaking chocolate chip cookie. Also, the Jersey Shore girls aren’t bad looking with [makeunders](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvwn6q5hDW1qzckfqo1_500.jpg). Still need to tan less, but a marked improvement :). A [different look.](http://famespy.com/wordpress/files/2010/04/0510-JerseyShore-1-de.jpg) And one different look for [Snooks.](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/media/2010/02/snooki-black-dress-couch-inside-edition-240sc020310.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/8 "2010-08-28T23:30:45Z")
Is her ass acne really that bad? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/9 "2010-08-28T23:32:51Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Is her ass acne really that bad? It’s really, really that bad. It literally looks like she has leopard spots on her ass. Here’s a Youtube music video she’s in that is probably not SFW, but just chick in a thong and a bikini. You can tell they were trying to hide her ass spots with fast cuts and greased up light reflection, but in few clips you can see the spots. They’re even worse in her pornos. h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxogO7Vv2nA ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/10 "2010-08-28T23:34:09Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Pic 2: Still pretty good-looking No. > [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Is her ass acne really that bad? It’s certainly noticeable. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/11 "2010-08-28T23:40:56Z")
Damn, that _was_ pretty awful. She should get that shit sand blasted. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/12 "2010-08-28T23:42:27Z")
You’d think the set makeup artist would have airbrushed it or something (like, put on airbrush makeup, I mean). Or they’d have sent her for an ass chemical peel before the shoot. FYI: that glorious music video was filmed before her porno shoot with Mr Pumper. Lovely, no? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/13 "2010-08-28T23:43:00Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > They’re even worse in her pornos. Yeah, whoever decided to have her riding him facing away from the camera should be out of a job. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/14 "2010-08-29T00:24:02Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > And one different look for [Snooks.](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/media/2010/02/snooki-black-dress-couch-inside-edition-240sc020310.jpg) Very bad idea to take a picture of her in that dress, sitting down. It makes her look like she’s four feet tall. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/15 "2010-08-29T00:28:24Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > > And one different look for [Snooks.](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/media/2010/02/snooki-black-dress-couch-inside-edition-240sc020310.jpg) > > Very bad idea to take a picture of her in that dress, sitting down. It makes her look like she’s four feet tall. I happen to like short girls (for practical reasons). ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/16 "2010-08-29T00:38:13Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > > And one different look for [Snooks.](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/media/2010/02/snooki-black-dress-couch-inside-edition-240sc020310.jpg) > > Very bad idea to take a picture of her in that dress, sitting down. It makes her look like she’s four feet tall. She’s 4’9’'. Really. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/17 "2010-08-29T00:43:58Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@Chronos](#): > > > > Very bad idea to take a picture of her in that dress, sitting down. It makes her look like she’s four feet tall. > > She’s 4’9’'. Really. I had to look this up to verify it. You’re correct. I’ll be in my shed. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/18 "2010-08-29T00:45:22Z")
She looks pretty classy in that pic, actually. Still, I don’t find her face too attractive. I dunno why I did before. My taste is horrible, I guess. Montana has some pretty bad discoloration on her ass but, y’know, I still would. ---
**Author:** ![lshaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lshaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lshaw)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/19 "2010-08-29T04:40:49Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > Snooki wouldn’t look hot if you set her on fire. I am with you on that one. And attempting to make Snooky look “classy” in those posted set of photos seems like a lost cause to me. Even when given a fancy makeover (or makeunder, whatever), shot under professional camerawork and presumably fancy lighting, and altered with photoshop, she still looks terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/20 "2010-08-29T04:44:49Z")
Laurence Fishburne is unfine? I think he looks great. I think Montana looked good in both pics, too, incidentally. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783.md?page=2)