# I Think Montana Fishburne is Kinda Hot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 28, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783 "2010-08-28T13:01:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/41 "2010-08-29T22:41:30Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> That said: there are some amazing push up bras out there. [Paris Hilton is a stellar example of this](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g24Nvj2MsAU/SMEdYN88YmI/AAAAAAAADKM/0A-B2V8DHlY/s400/36_paris_hilton5.jpg)- girl is _flat_, but then every once in a while, she’ll look like that picture on the left. Rumors will swirl that she’s finally gotten implants, then the next day she’ll be on the beach, flat chested again.

I don’t think Paris is super flat naturally . . . you can tell she has some boobage, it’s just kind of saggy.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/42 "2010-08-29T22:50:18Z")

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> [@Gestalt](#):
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> > [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> > That said: there are some amazing push up bras out there. [Paris Hilton is a stellar example of this](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g24Nvj2MsAU/SMEdYN88YmI/AAAAAAAADKM/0A-B2V8DHlY/s400/36_paris_hilton5.jpg)- girl is _flat_, but then every once in a while, she’ll look like that picture on the left. Rumors will swirl that she’s finally gotten implants, then the next day she’ll be on the beach, flat chested again.
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> I don’t think Paris is super flat naturally . . . you can tell she has some boobage, it’s just kind of saggy.

I have her sex video on my PSP (don’t ask). There’s nothing to sag.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-montana-fishburne-is-kinda-hot/551783/43 "2010-08-29T23:00:04Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> > [@Gestalt](#):
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> > I don’t think Paris is super flat naturally . . . you can tell she has some boobage, it’s just kind of saggy.
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> I have her sex video on my PSP (don’t ask). There’s nothing to sag.

What he said. Well, it’s not on my PSP but you know.

Hypothetically speaking, if you were Google image search “Paris Hilton Topless Joe Francis,” you would- hypothetically, of course- see what are her most recent leaked topless photos. She’s not totally flat, no, but she’s does not at all have what she has when she’s wearing the fuck out of a push up bra.

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