# I think my smartphone is possessed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-my-smartphone-is-possessed/836173>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-my-smartphone-is-possessed/836173 "2019-06-27T17:56:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-my-smartphone-is-possessed/836173/21 "2019-06-29T11:41:30Z")

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Guess you should have read that terms of use agreement closely before you skipped ahead and clicked on the “I Agree” button. You missed the whole agreement to host demonic spirits didn’t you.

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**Author:** ![mandala](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mandala/32/95_2.png) [@mandala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandala)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-my-smartphone-is-possessed/836173/22 "2019-06-30T02:46:14Z")

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> [@Spud](#):
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> Guess you should have read that terms of use agreement closely before you skipped ahead and clicked on the “I Agree” button. You missed the whole agreement to host demonic spirits didn’t you.

I did not accept the terms myself, the planchette just moved by itself to Yes. I have been scammed!

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-my-smartphone-is-possessed/836173/23 "2019-06-30T02:48:28Z")

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No no no, what you do is you put the phone into a paper bag, swing it around your head, and you _scream_ like a chicken.

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