[QUOTE=adam yax]
You are probably not cooking them correctly. Or it may be the water you are boiling them in.
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But that’s why you have to get the water tested! There might be high levels of DHMO in it, after all…
One of my co-workers claims that he saw a report on the local news that this scam has been going around. While one person is testing your water, another is rifling through your stuff.
I haven’t been able to find that online anywhere, so I don’t know if this is true. Since I am not a tidy man, they would have a hard time rifling through my stuff and finding anything of interest… 
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
To see if it would benefit from Scientology.
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Ah, yes, the old “home water auditing” scam.
“Good evening. Have you accepted the Culligan Man as your personal savior?”
Guy came to our door, I gave him a sample from our 55gal aquarium - when he called back to discuss it - I told him to mail me the info - he never called again.