# I think there's a need for another unbirthday party, this time for a friend
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 31, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518 "2000-07-31T06:33:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/1 "2000-07-31T06:33:15Z")
Okay, I decided since I’ve been a little hard on my friend jessica [hypergirl], it’s time she gets a little reward for her patience with me. I am throwing her an unbirthday party. Please bring a pinata and a smile, or whatever you want besides that. I shall provide the drinks and be the official bartender when I’m not wokring at schmo mart. Hopefully I won’t miss any drinks, and _the straws are not to be used for felching please._ All I need to do is wait for more supplies and the strippers to join us [both male and female: I’m neutral and a crowd pleaser].
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/2 "2000-07-31T06:43:17Z")
oh my! the affection. i feel ever so loved. well at least my unbirthday party has strippers. and its not that youve been hard on me, but everyone has and i feel like im going insane. i just wanna be important. oh the hell with it. time to drown my sorrows in alcohol (dammit im turning into ravid). well, send me a sex on the beach. yum, thats better. ok, now time to sit back relax and enjoy the strippers. who has the dollar bills?
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/3 "2000-07-31T06:47:39Z")
::hands over hypergirl’s drink:: Here’s your sex on the beach. If Monster104 ever gets here, or maybe Iampunha, you’ll have all the singles you need from them. I think I’ll make myself a celebratory sprite-and-vodka.
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### Author:  [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/4 "2000-07-31T06:50:06Z")
Well, a very Merry Unbirthday to you. I’m sorry, I don’t have any dollar bills. I’m Canadian, so all I have are one dollar coins; loonies. You can have couple of them. Though I don’t know if they’ll stay in the stripper’s g-string. 😉
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### Author:  [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/5 "2000-07-31T06:53:21Z")
Hark! Doth I hear my name and the word “sex” being posted in the same paragraph! Could mine eyes be decieving me? I know not, but DAMMIT, I want sex!
Oh, BTW…I’m here to please ::grinning broadly::
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/6 "2000-07-31T06:55:25Z")
::walks over and sits in Monster104’s lap, fidgeting to get comfortable:: Well, sweetie, things can change quickly if you want them to. How YOU doin’?
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/7 "2000-07-31T06:59:09Z")
well, the beach. but anywhere would be fine with me. damned hormones at 3 in the morning. teehee. i guess i can try the one dollar coins. but your right, i dont think they would stay very well. they certainly wouldnt be comfortable. but then again, i dont see how dollar bills in a g string can be comfy either. oh well.
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### Author:  [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/8 "2000-07-31T07:02:10Z")
Well hypergirl, I guess that at least with the dollar bills you don’t get an impression of the Queen left on your ass like you do with the coins. Or a bird, if it lands in there tails to the cheek. 😉
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### Author:  [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/9 "2000-07-31T07:43:40Z")
Thanks for the invite, hypergirl. My poison: Jamieson’s Irish Wiskey. A bottle of that and I won’t be able to remember my own name. Hmmm…where’s a drunken smile smiley when you need one. Maybe :# will have to do for now. 😉
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/10 "2000-07-31T07:50:14Z")
okie doke, one bottle of irish whiskey for rob. sorry tasha, i have to be the bartender while your having your naked time. well, welcome to the party, sit down get comfy and enjoy the strippers.
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/11 "2000-07-31T18:37:47Z")
Okay then, I’ll play bartender for another hour or so, then I’m off to work. I’ll be back around 9:30ish eastern time to resume duties after that. Anyone else want something to drink?
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/12 "2000-07-31T18:53:37Z")
Hey, somone say party?
I’m there, who wants gifts?
…Party tricks?
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### Author:  [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/13 "2000-07-31T19:03:51Z")
Ooh! A party! And an unbirthday party at that - the best kind! Hmm . . . party tricks?
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/14 "2000-08-01T01:51:46Z")
party tricks? im very flexible and i can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue. hows that?
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/15 "2000-08-01T01:58:49Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*
> \*\*party tricks? im very flexible and i can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue. hows that? \*\*
**Hypergirl** , There’s all kinds of things I can do with my tongue, hows that?
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/16 "2000-08-01T02:13:37Z")
sounds good to me. when can you get over here?
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### Author:  [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/17 "2000-08-01T02:16:28Z")
hi can i come too?
{enters, gets scared by what she sees and sits in the corner hiding)
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/18 "2000-08-01T02:21:08Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Erika \*
> \*\*Ooh! A party! And an unbirthday party at that - the best kind! Hmm . . . party tricks? \*\*
I’m all the party tricks you need, hun.
Lauren, come out of the corner! Okay, I’m making this an unbirthday party for both digitalmuse and hypergirl.
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/19 "2000-08-01T02:21:24Z")
of course you can come! everyone is invited. dont worry, nothing is going to happen to you. (lying through my teeth) 🙂
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-theres-a-need-for-another-unbirthday-party-this-time-for-a-friend/27518/20 "2000-08-01T02:23:58Z")
damn, simulpost. oh well. neato, now you have to come out of the corner. its your party too! a very merry unbirthday to you! lalala! why am i so hyper? oh well.
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