# I think we're all bozos on this bus! (Firesign spoken here.) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039 "2003-05-13T20:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/21 "2003-05-14T03:07:31Z")
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/22 "2003-05-14T03:16:44Z")
[Good afternoon Mr. Danger…](http://www-personal.umich.edu/~thinker/sounds/ndanger2.aiff) [What about my pickle?](http://www-personal.umich.edu/~thinker/sounds/ndanger4.aiff) [Rocky Rococo at your cervix](http://www-personal.umich.edu/~thinker/sounds/rkyrcoco.aiff) ---
**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/23 "2003-05-14T05:11:45Z")
Oh it aint no use if you don’t have the boost. The boost you get from Loosners! Loosners. Melanie Haber? Audry Farber? Oh! You must mean Nancy! Where’s the fire? In your eyes Sergent Bradshaw. That’s Lieutenant Bradshaw. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/24 "2003-05-14T06:22:53Z")
“…and from this day forward, I will have no son.” “He’s not your son.” “Stop torturing me, Ethel.” See what you’ve done **RTFirefly**? Now I have to go back and listen to these again, on scratchy old LPs. I’ve forgotten most of this stuff.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/25 "2003-05-14T07:13:04Z")
Ask the cop on the corner. Ask the cop on the rooftop. Ask the cop in the woodshed. Ask that cop that’s knocking on your … back … door. [knock knock knock] Go ahead … Ask him! Er … Mister Policeman, what makes America great? It’s candied apples and ponies with dapples that you can ride all day. It’s girls with pimples and cripples with dimples that just won’t go away. It’s spics and whops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm. It’s mics and chinks and gooks and geeks and honkies … [squeaking bicycle horn] Who never even left the farm! [Officer Bradshaw] That’s what makes America great! And don’t forget. Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington D.C.! [/Officer Bradshaw] ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/26 "2003-05-14T07:27:15Z")
“The pyramid is opening!” “Which one?” “The one with the ever-widening hole in it.” Don’t eat with your hands, son. Use your entrenching tool. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/27 "2003-05-14T07:42:51Z")
Aw come on Dad! It’s not every day a boy graduates from high school. How many times have I heard _that_ before? My, my, just look at the time. I’ll be late for my bridge club. Gee Mom, isn’t that bridge built yet? No son [slap], and it won’t be [punch], until free hands [slug] on both sides of the big ditch can press the same button at the same time! All right Dad. Can I finish my breakfast now? Only if you stay out of trouble, son. Your shenanigans could cost me this election! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/28 "2003-05-14T07:56:14Z")
Ask the postman ask the mailman ask the milkman white with foam… ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/29 "2003-05-14T08:17:01Z")
**Outdoor Games** Vinnie: "When it comes to the physical games, there are but two things to remember: keep them simple and bear in mind the problems with space and time which you’ll have. Mumbledepeg and Russian Roulette and for that matter all games involving knives or guns are out, for obvious reasons. “How 'bout that, Jerry?” Jerry: “Well, Vinnie, you know, playing croquet while stoned can be an extra beautiful trip. Sometimes you think you’re a member of English aristocracy. And sometimes you think you’re God.” Vinnie: “Right you are, Jerr. Well folks, we’ll be back in a minute with more excitement right after this word.” Announcer: "And now, today’s Outdoor Sport. MRS. EILEEN SIMMONS OF Phoenix, Arizona. you win … ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/30 "2003-05-14T09:31:55Z")
MORE SUGAR!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/31 "2003-05-14T09:58:01Z")
Sit out this storm? Nay! Lay on sheets. Then crack, crack cheeks and break wind, loudly break. Bend backs and buttocks boys. Twill be a piece of cake. ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/32 "2003-05-14T11:04:22Z")
“I’m looking for the same old place.” “Oh, you must mean the old Same place.” ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/33 "2003-05-14T12:32:40Z")
Hey! What are you guys doing in my car? The Foxtrot! You can have the next dance by passing the fox. Did I pass a gas station? No, no; but the fox did - squeeze him right there, maybe he’ll pass another one! No, no, no GAS-O-LINE! Oh, if it’s drugs you want, my boy, the old Doctor can help you out. Roll up your arm and bend over. What do you want, Regular or Premium? You guys are nothing but a pack of cards. Drink me. Smoke me. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/34 "2003-05-14T12:40:38Z")
“Los Angeles…he walks again by night!” “He’s coming around, folks! He’s going to be okay, and ready to play Symptom Six of _‘Beat the Reaper’!_” “It’s going to be alright tonight, here at the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light.” “‘If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.’ Fudd’s First Law of Opposition.” ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/35 "2003-05-14T13:20:36Z")
“Dig that chick.” “She’s not groovy!!” [siren] “Come here, baby. I wanna do a thing.” ---
**Author:** ![buckyogi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f17d59/32.png) [@buckyogi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckyogi)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/36 "2003-05-14T14:07:24Z")
What is reality? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/37 "2003-05-14T14:30:42Z")
\*\*\*SHOES FOR INDUSTRY! SHOES FOR THE DEAD! SHOES FOR INDUSTRY! \*\*\* Hi, I’m Joe Beets. Say, what chance does a returning deceased war veteran has for that good-paying job, more sugar, and the free mule you’ve been dreaming of? Well, think it over. Then take off your shoes. Now, you can see how increased spending opportunities mean harder work for everyone, and more of it, too! So do your part today, Joe. Join with millions of your neighbors and turn in your shoes. \*\*\*FOR INDUSTRY! \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/38 "2003-05-14T15:31:32Z")
“…where you can pee into the stream, and thats important my friend…” Mooney252, where did you locate CD’s? I haven’t looked online, but would love to find them. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/39 "2003-05-14T16:33:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cards \* > [BMooney252, where did you locate CD’s? I haven’t looked online, but would love to find them. \*\* I’m not **BMooney252** , or someone like him, but you can get CD versions of all the vintage Firesign albums at [laugh.com](http://store.yahoo.com/laughstore/firtheatsket.html). They’ve recently reissued two great solo projects, too: Proctor & Bergman’s _TV or Not TV_ and Phil Austin’s _Roller Maidens from Outer Space_. I can’t recommend the latter highly enough–it’s right up there with the best and weirdest of Firesign. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/40 "2003-05-14T17:28:25Z")
BOB’S BEZERKO LOUNGE! No need to leave your loved ones at home. Your car is just as welcome as your are. **Thousands of empty seats in the back for the lonely set.** * * * Ed aims to please and so does Louise. So don’t hide arms, get side arms! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039.md?page=3)