# I think we're all bozos on this bus! (Firesign spoken here.) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039 "2003-05-13T20:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/61 "2003-05-15T02:37:18Z")
Antelope Freeway, 1/32 mile. …would not want to put myself in a confrontatory position, either with the United Snakes, or with Them. And you can believe me, because I never lie, and I’m always right. So wake up to your only logical choice. Me. George Tirebiter. Paid for by the Tirebiter for Political Solutions Committee, Sector R. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/62 "2003-05-15T02:44:12Z")
Antelope Freeway . . . one-32nd mile Let’s play . . . Beat the Reaper! Domine domine domine, you’re all Catholics now. I’d like to order a pizza to go, and no anchovies. Wait a minute, Danger. What about my pickle? That’s further than anyone’s ever been gone before. You can sit in the waiting room or wait in the sitting room. ---
**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/63 "2003-05-15T06:17:36Z")
No anchovies!? I spell my name Danger! Who’s that ugly dwarf with his hand in your mouth? What about my pickle? You’re lucky to have your brown paper bag half pint. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/64 "2003-05-15T09:52:43Z")
“You haven’t seen the last of me, Danger!” “No, but the first of you turns my stomach!” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/65 "2003-05-16T05:10:29Z")
Where’s my cookie? **thwack** ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/66 "2003-05-16T22:22:24Z")
Geeeee-I-Joe, Whoooa wona secona world wah You so smaht? ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/67 "2003-05-16T23:26:43Z")
What’s all this brooHaHa? You can’t get there from here. What goes in must come out. If you push something hard enough it will fall over. He broke the President. Ah …Klim. ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/68 "2003-05-16T23:27:41Z")
“It was a close and muggy day. There had been three muggings in the lobby since dawn. I wisely kept to my room but there came a strange knocking at the door.” [knock knock knock] “Oh, I’ll get it.” “No, no, Flotsam, it’s part of the story.” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/69 "2003-05-17T01:45:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ILENSER \* > \*\*What’s all this brooHaHa? > \*\* Broohaha? hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![cleops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@cleops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleops)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/70 "2003-05-17T02:59:25Z")
Are those your mukluks over by the fire? Civilization…Halt! ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/71 "2003-05-17T03:10:10Z")
“Doesn’t Bottles count?” ## “Only to ten, Muddhead.” ## “Golly, Porgie, I didn’t know you masturbated!” “He’s upstairs, helping Porcelain make the bed.” They never come out to my location… [look left] ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/72 "2003-05-17T05:02:56Z")
Supervisor babelizor: “Don’t you SOB’s know your SOP’s?” Porgy: “Hurry up Mudhead, or we’ll be late for the meeting of the philatelist society!” Mudhead: “Gee Porgy, I didn’t know you masturbated!” Comes in a thin thin thin thirty-five millimeter shell! A full tank of gas and a clean windshield, I’m high on life! ---
**Author:** ![cleops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@cleops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleops)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/73 "2003-05-21T18:00:51Z")
Holy mudhead, Mackeral! ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/74 "2003-05-21T18:34:49Z")
It was Pig Night at the Om Mani Padme Sigma house… ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/75 "2003-05-21T20:11:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeffrey Hartnett \* > \*\* > Who’s that ugly dwarf with his hand in your mouth? > > \*\* Rocky Roccoco, at your cervix. Venus envy hairspray (at Balliol Bros. Pharmacy.) Plus, the good old Princess Goddess doll… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/76 "2003-05-21T20:26:49Z")
Deacon: “Is it going to be _all right?_” Congregation: "It’s going to be _all right!!_ Deacon: “You bet, dear friends, it’s going to be all right tonight, here at the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light.” Soloist: “Oh blinding light, oh light that blinds, I cannot see, look out for me.” Girl: “Daddy, where can I get a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?” Pastor Rod Flash: “Here, friends, right here!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Green\_Feather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Green\_Feather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Green_Feather)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039/77 "2003-05-25T16:25:04Z")
And look, Rodger, the little red needle is pointing to ‘E’, and while that’s always meant excelent in my book, I guess that means we’re out of gas! In the beginning, there was this turtle. And the turtle was alone. And he looked around. And he saw his neighbor. Which was his mother. And he laid down on top of his neighbor. And behold, she bore him in tears an oak tree. Which grew all day. And then fell over. Like a bridge. And lo, under the bridge there came a catfish. And he was walking. And he was the biggest he had seen. And so with the firey balls of this fish, one of which was the sun and the other they called the moon… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-were-all-bozos-on-this-bus-firesign-spoken-here/175039.md?page=3)