# I think you should elect me President.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629 "2005-04-28T22:22:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629/21 "2005-04-29T17:05:51Z")

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With the exception of the guns issue, I think most Americans have already voted on a guy who represents this platform. His name was Mondale.

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**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629/22 "2005-04-29T18:09:19Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> With the exception of the guns issue, I think most Americans have already voted on a guy who represents this platform. His name was Mondale.

Could it be that **Johnny L.A.** is really Hillary Rodham Clinton? 😉

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629/23 "2005-04-29T18:33:48Z")

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Aren’t you the guy who claims he can’t get a date? Hell man, maybe you just need to talk more. It’s working here.

If elected, you’re gonna need a good gardener. Gimme a call and you’ll see what the White House grounds look like festooned with a bunch of cool cactus.

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**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629/24 "2005-04-29T19:11:03Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> With the exception of the guns issue, I think most Americans have already voted on a guy who represents this platform. His name was Mondale.

Most? He won?

Interesting alternate universe.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629/25 "2005-04-29T21:21:21Z")

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I question your claims of honorable military service in wartime! Question, I say!

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-you-should-elect-me-president/301629/26 "2005-04-30T14:54:16Z")

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> [@butler1850](#):
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> Most? He won?

Most = a substantial number of American voters have already voted in an election in which Mondale was a candidate.

Thanks for making me spell it out.

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