# I thought I was a newbie, but Noooo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-i-was-a-newbie-but-noooo/298065 "2005-04-06T17:47:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-i-was-a-newbie-but-noooo/298065/141 "2005-04-14T22:16:52Z")
Hnag on! I’ve got a lighter, and I could swear that I saw a handle of cheap vodka around here somehwere! Alright, I got it! Now; Malatov coctail, or fire breathing? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-i-was-a-newbie-but-noooo/298065/142 "2005-04-19T02:43:13Z")
Wait a minute! Listen to this, guys! :opens door a crack: GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH! Are they making out in there? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-i-was-a-newbie-but-noooo/298065/143 "2005-05-06T20:36:50Z")
Is it safe to come out of hiding yet? ::Cautiously and slowly cracks the door open:: GRONKQUACKSQUISH!!! ::Slams door again:: Damn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-i-was-a-newbie-but-noooo/298065.md?page=7)