# I thought I'd be purposely inflammatory, just for the hell of it.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 18, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438 "2007-06-18T08:31:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/1 "2007-06-18T08:31:54Z")

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I HATE THE USA!  
I MOLEST LITTLE GIRLS!  
I’M A TERRORIST!  
JESUS FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!  
I HATE YOU (YES, YOU PERSONALLY, I WANT YOU DEAD)!  
LIFE SUCKS!  
I’M A FOOL!  
YOU SUCK!(Yes you. You, you personally, you suck)

Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/2 "2007-06-18T08:41:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Weirddave]  
I HATE YOU (YES, YOU PERSONALLY, I WANT YOU DEAD)!  
[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the party, pal. Take a number. Have a seat. Drop dead.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/3 "2007-06-18T08:41:57Z")

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🙂 :mad: :dubious: 😃 :smack: ☹ :o :eek: 😕🆒😉 :rolleyes: :mad: 😕😃☹ :eek: :dubious: 🆒🙂 :mad: :o :dubious: :smack: 😉😛😃 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂 :o 😕 :eek: ☹ :smack: :dubious: 😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉😃😕 :o :o :eek: :smack: 😉😛 :dubious: 🆒 :rolleyes: 😃😕 :o :dubious: 🆒🙂 :rolleyes: 😉😃 :smack: ☹ :eek: 🙂 :mad: 😛😉 :rolleyes: 😛😃 :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: ☹😕😃😛😉🆒 :o 😕 :eek: 🆒😛 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂🆒😉 :smack: ☹ :eek: :o :dubious: 😃😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉 :smack: ☹😕😃 :dubious: 🆒😛 :mad: :eek: 😕🆒😛😉 :smack: :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: :mad: 🆒😃😕 :o :eek: ☹ :rolleyes: :mad: 🆒😛😉 :smack: 🆒🙂 :mad: :dubious: 😃 :smack: ☹ :o :eek: 😕🆒😉 :rolleyes: :mad: 😕😃☹ :eek: :dubious: 🆒🙂 :mad: :o :dubious: :smack: 😉😛😃 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂 :o 😕 :eek: ☹ :smack: :dubious: 😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉😃😕 :o :o :eek: :smack: 😉😛 :dubious: 🆒 :rolleyes: 😃😕 :o :dubious: 🆒🙂 :rolleyes: 😉😃 :smack: ☹ :eek: 🙂 :mad: 😛😉 :rolleyes: 😛😃 :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: ☹😕😃😛😉🆒 :o 😕 :eek: 🆒😛 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂🆒😉 :smack: ☹ :eek: :o :dubious: 😃😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉 :smack: ☹😕😃 :dubious: 🆒😛 :mad: :eek: 😕🆒😛😉 :smack: :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: :mad: 🆒😃😕 :o :eek: ☹ :rolleyes: :mad: 🆒😛😉 :smack: 🆒 😃

Fuck. I think I just came in my blue jeans.

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**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/4 "2007-06-18T08:45:49Z")

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Just as long as your don’t come in **GuyNblueJeans**. I don’t think he’d appreciate that.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/5 "2007-06-18T08:47:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
🙂 :mad: :dubious: 😃 :smack: ☹ :o :eek: 😕🆒😉 :rolleyes: :mad: 😕😃☹ :eek: :dubious: 🆒🙂 :mad: :o :dubious: :smack: 😉😛😃 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂 :o 😕 :eek: ☹ :smack: :dubious: 😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉😃😕 :o :o :eek: :smack: 😉😛 :dubious: 🆒 :rolleyes: 😃😕 :o :dubious: 🆒🙂 :rolleyes: 😉😃 :smack: ☹ :eek: 🙂 :mad: 😛😉 :rolleyes: 😛😃 :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: ☹😕😃😛😉🆒 :o 😕 :eek: 🆒😛 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂🆒😉 :smack: ☹ :eek: :o :dubious: 😃😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉 :smack: ☹😕😃 :dubious: 🆒😛 :mad: :eek: 😕🆒😛😉 :smack: :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: :mad: 🆒😃😕 :o :eek: ☹ :rolleyes: :mad: 🆒😛😉 :smack: 🆒🙂 :mad: :dubious: 😃 :smack: ☹ :o :eek: 😕🆒😉 :rolleyes: :mad: 😕😃☹ :eek: :dubious: 🆒🙂 :mad: :o :dubious: :smack: 😉😛😃 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂 :o 😕 :eek: ☹ :smack: :dubious: 😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉😃😕 :o :o :eek: :smack: 😉😛 :dubious: 🆒 :rolleyes: 😃😕 :o :dubious: 🆒🙂 :rolleyes: 😉😃 :smack: ☹ :eek: 🙂 :mad: 😛😉 :rolleyes: 😛😃 :dubious: 🙂 :rolleyes: ☹😕😃😛😉🆒 :o 😕 :eek: 🆒😛 :mad: :rolleyes: 🙂🆒😉 :smack: ☹ :eek: :o :dubious: 😃😛🆒🙂 :mad: :rolleyes: 😉 :smack: ☹😕😃 :dubious: 🆒

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OMG; epileptic seizure in 3…2…kejfhi234yhrfnc nsdefcfksdifj

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/6 "2007-06-18T08:48:50Z")

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Weird, Dave.

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/7 "2007-06-18T09:08:50Z")

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Remember kids, don’t post drunk.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/8 "2007-06-18T09:14:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Weirddave]

Enjoy!  
[/QUOTE]

I’m offended.

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**Author:** ![MerryMagdalen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/9 "2007-06-18T09:19:20Z")

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I’m aroused.

Err…offended. OFFENDED! CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME! I’LL CUT A BITCH!

I molest the fuckers who ordered Jesus to fuck the terrorists.

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**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/10 "2007-06-18T09:32:32Z")

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But do you support George W. Bush?

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/11 "2007-06-18T11:36:39Z")

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**Argent Towers** needs hurtin’. Hurtin’ bad.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/12 "2007-06-18T12:15:26Z")

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[QUOTE=MerryMagdalen]  
I molest the fuckers who ordered Jesus to fuck the terrorists.  
[/QUOTE]

You can\* do\* that?

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/13 "2007-06-18T12:50:20Z")

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Meh.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/14 "2007-06-18T13:15:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Kal]  
**Argent Towers** needs hurtin’. Hurtin’ bad.  
[/QUOTE]  
😃

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/15 "2007-06-18T13:31:09Z")

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Why do you hate America?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/16 "2007-06-18T13:41:19Z")

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[Quote=Weirddave]  
JESUS FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!  
[/Quote]

Well, that’s good. She’s been a bit lonely ever since Dad died.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/17 "2007-06-18T13:46:47Z")

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Dave,  
I … oh nevermind. Good on ya, pal!  
–Inigo

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**Author:** ![the\_PC\_apeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_PC\_apeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_PC_apeman)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/18 "2007-06-18T14:04:59Z")

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> [@HAL](#):
>
> Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?

PC

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/19 "2007-06-18T14:25:51Z")

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Dave’s not here, man.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-id-be-purposely-inflammatory-just-for-the-hell-of-it/408438/20 "2007-06-18T14:48:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher]  
Dave’s not here, man.  
[/QUOTE]

Best laugh today. Thanks.

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